Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
Jim Gaffigan
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Baseball, boxing, handball - sooner or later every game gets compared to narrative, but only in football are the plays perfectly linear, drawn up with letters, and only in football is the field itself lined like a sheet of notebook paper.
J. R. Moehringer
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Iowa has sent notice that the Republican nominee for the next president of the United States will not be chosen by the media. Will not be chosen by the Washington establishment. Will not be chosen by the lobbyists. But will be chosen by the most incredible powerful force, where all sovereignty resides in our nation by we the people.
Ted Cruz
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I do hot yoga and TRX, a kind of suspension training.
Yami Gautam
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In the future, I want to have super-fights.
Rafael dos Anjos
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Actually, what will be shown from here to eternity will be Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr cavorting on the beach. 'From Here to Eternity' must have seemed like a chore to its director, Fred Zinnemann.
Manny Farber
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To succeed in business, to reach the top, an individual must know all it is possible to know about that business.
J. Paul Getty
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[American Communist Party] legally exists in the U.S.A., it nominates its candidates in the elections, including Presidential elections.
Joseph Stalin
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On February 17, 1999, while at a meeting of the Montana Implement Dealers Association in Billings, Montana, Burns referred to Arabs as 'ragheads'.
Conrad Burns
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I hope telling stories though 'Making a Difference' - as in my academic work and nonprofit work - will help me to live my grandmother's adage of 'Life is not about what happens to you, but about what you do with what happens to you.'
Chelsea Clinton
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Snap your fingers and somebody runs / You don't care how they feel just as long as they come / Got your head in the stars now you've come this far / Just who do you think you are?
Kim Wilde
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You realize that if you're in the media business, technology is fundamentally what's driving the change in that business.
Daniel Lyons
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
Jim Gaffigan