Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
But in the long run we're not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania.
-
Mundra Port remains committed towards setting up of world-class port infrastructure and facilities in India.
-
I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.
-
Leaders know the importance of having someone in their lives who will unfailingly and fearlessly tell them the truth.
-
There is no other way of writing a novel than to begin at the beginning at to continue to the end.
-
Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.
-
L.A. makes you feel ugly.
-
By the time I left school, I had a lot of tenacity.
-
I lost 80 percent of my wealth and then gave away over half of the rest. So I'm a man of modest means now. But if you budget carefully and watch your expenditures, you can get by on a couple billion dollars.
-
Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.
-
A good model can advance fashion by ten years.
-
My hero wants to belong too, but he doesn't want to give up all the things he came to value in the west.
-
They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works unconsciously.
-
The Marine Corps is supposed to be the toughest and most rigorous of its class.
-
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
-
From a social networking point of view, Pakistan is not very far away.
-
People don't know how good cauliflower is, because they always have this image of cauliflower cheese - awful, sticky, creamy and rich.
-
You got to be rigorous in your appraisal system. The biggest cowards are managers who don't let people know where they stand.
-
I'm not homophobic, I'm not a bigot, I'm not pandering to hatred.
-
In 1900, as the immigrants come down the gangplank into Jersey City, they expect the streets to be paved with gold, and they were only paved with gold in Frank Baum's 'The Wizard of Oz,' of course.
-
The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine that vein a lot. This isn't just common to me; it's anybody who's funny.
-
The odds are not in your favor the older you get, especially if you're a woman in this business.
-
After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!
