Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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Mundra Port remains committed towards setting up of world-class port infrastructure and facilities in India.
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I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.
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Leaders know the importance of having someone in their lives who will unfailingly and fearlessly tell them the truth.
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There is no other way of writing a novel than to begin at the beginning at to continue to the end.
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Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.
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L.A. makes you feel ugly.
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By the time I left school, I had a lot of tenacity.
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I lost 80 percent of my wealth and then gave away over half of the rest. So I'm a man of modest means now. But if you budget carefully and watch your expenditures, you can get by on a couple billion dollars.
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Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.
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A good model can advance fashion by ten years.
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My hero wants to belong too, but he doesn't want to give up all the things he came to value in the west.
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They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works unconsciously.
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The Marine Corps is supposed to be the toughest and most rigorous of its class.
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Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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From a social networking point of view, Pakistan is not very far away.
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People don't know how good cauliflower is, because they always have this image of cauliflower cheese - awful, sticky, creamy and rich.
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There is no person that love cannot heal; there is no soul that love cannot save.
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Psychoanalysis is out, under a therapeutic disguise, to do away entirely with the moral faculty in man.
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You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny.
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If you have any sense, if you're any good at comedy, you come to Austin.
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I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.
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I think it's really important to not stress out about anything.
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After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!
