Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
Indians today are governed by two different ideologies. Their political ideal set in the preamble of the Constitution affirms a life of liberty, equality and fraternity. Their social ideal embodied in their religion denies them.
-
I've got my ideal job. I like to sing, I like to dance, I like to bang drums and dress up, and someone pays me - it's incredible.
-
Clothes, thank God I can get them from designers.
-
I think with 'Skinwalkers,' the success of it spoke for itself. Meaning a lot of people wanted to see something new on television.
-
When you're 16, the top of the world is directing a gangster movie.
-
Seemed like everything I tried to do in broadcasting and as a player before that turned out successfully. I was succeeding. I got to the top of the heap in every facet of broadcasting.
-
At any Maroon 5 concert, you'll see a room backstage marked 'yoga.'
-
As a memorial, I'd like a statue. Not of me, but a little modern statue, in marble or bronze, maybe of a bird, in a park where children could play and people going by could see it. On it, I'd just like it to say: 'Maeve Binchy, storyteller' and people could look at the name and remember that they'd seen it somewhere else.
-
I don't think my parents would have let me go straight into acting full time when I was 12. I do like to have balance, naturally, as an individual.
-
The major political battles about guns in our society concern handguns and assault weapons, not long arms like hunting rifles.
-
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
-
I need to have proper equipment when I work out, and the Nike Frees are light, comfortable, and great for training. I also usually bring a short-sleeve or long-sleeve compression shirt and a pair of shorts.
-
In baseball, you pack your uniform in the clubhouse after a ball game, and you see it hanging up in your locker when you get to your next city.
-
I'll talk about these things, but it's just, you know, you only get so much time and I'm much more interested in what I'm going to be doing next year than in something I did 10 years ago.
-
My mum is a bit unconventional; she's outdoorsy and has more of an emotional intelligence, whereas my dad is pragmatic; he's a businessman.
-
I come from a background where money has never been an issue.
-
When I am getting ready to reason with a man, I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself and what I am going to say and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say.
-
It is outrageous to utter the name of Jesus Christ and live in Judaism.
-
I bought an island in 1987. It's in one of the lakes in Canada. I went around it in my boat and went to the real estate office and bought it. It's the best $65,000 I've ever spent. My family camp on it and we have great times there.
-
No man achieves great success who is unwilling to make personal sacrifices.
-
The only thing that permits human beings to collaborate with one another in a truly open-ended way is their willingness to have their beliefs modified by new facts. Only openness to evidence and argument will secure a common world for us.
-
A writer should never be brief at the expense of being clear.
-
Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.
-
I think stand-up comedy is this - it's this kind of indulgence and narcissism.
