Jim Gaffigan Quotes
I personally have no interest in being a star or a celebrity. I want my stand-up comedy and how I think as a comedian to be recognized and successful.
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I have to be realistic about what I can and can't do. So whatever I do has to really be worth it. I like to master the things I do.
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If you're making music for all the right reasons, people are going to be receptive to that and appreciate it the same way you did when your were writing it.
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But if you listen to great piano players, both classical and jazz, there's a huge range of dynamics and colors and emotional expression that's possible with the instrument.
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Once every five hundred years or so, a summary statement about poetry comes along that we can't imagine ourselves living without.
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I'm incredibly humbled that the leader of the modern liberty movement and strong conservative leader Congressman Ron Paul is backing our campaign.
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I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.
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I'm not one icon. I'm every icon. I'm an icon that is made out of all the colors on the palette at every time. I have no restrictions. No restrictions.
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I want to be different and have a good story. If it's a good story, then everybody is trying to tell it, everybody is better for it, and it's just more fun.
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The bad boy: always more fun.
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The world depends on fungi, because they are major players in the cycling of materials and energy around the world.
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I had to figure out how to bring the world into my work.
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I don't have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody else's dog.
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I like the classic look. Keep it simple. There's only so much you can wear.
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I think what's most important is family.
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Youth is really in your attitude, not in what you look like.
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Life is a wildly transient thing with people coming into your life and dropping away. It definitely takes work to maintain relationships.
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A lot of people think I'm a vegan. I'm not.
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Together, for over 50 years, King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofia have devoted themselves to Spain.
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What concerns me fundamentaly is a meteoric burlesk melodrama, born of the immemorial adage love will find a way.
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What I am is a thinking, feeling human being compelled by history.
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Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?
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So say it loud and let it ring We are all a part of everything The future, present and the past Fly on proud bird You're free at last
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I personally have no interest in being a star or a celebrity. I want my stand-up comedy and how I think as a comedian to be recognized and successful.
