Joe Lonsdale Quotes
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Kids love to look at pictures of themselves.
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The contributions of African Americans, Native Americans, and immigrants throughout our nation's history are undeniable, but the tendency to overlook their gallant efforts is pervasive and persistent.
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My memory of my home was that it was very happy, and that there was more fun and life there than there was anywhere else.
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I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fallon.
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
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The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around.
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Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.
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My parents were both entrepreneurs.
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It is wonderful to say that your days behind a school desk are over. It's just another phase in your life.
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He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit, He that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit.
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When I was a kid, I was super shy.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I've had a great life, great friends.
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Every economic opinion is associated with a set of assumptions.
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
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Patients who trust their doctors and have a psychological expectation of getting better could trigger a reaction in their body.
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There's nothing wrong with being fired.
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I fell into playwriting accidentally, took some classes in it, and also took creative writing classes, but I really didn't expect it to be a career because I didn't believe there was a way to make money as a playwright without being lucky and I didn't feel particularly lucky.
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I like writing better. Because I don't have to wear makeup, I don't have to be thin, and I don't have to remember lines.
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Some of these people think the universe is five thousand years old, and they say it with a straight face. If somebody had an explanation saying why they thought the earth was five thousand years old, there's only two possible explanations: you're really stupid, or you're really cynical and trying to get really stupid people's votes.
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I've seen wonderful stay-at-home moms and moms who could use a little improving.
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The photograph reverses the purpose of travel, which until now had been to encounter the strange and unfamiliar.
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I find writing for children much easier. I don't mean it's less demanding - you've got to have a talent for it and you've got to work very hard - but you don't have to pull your guts out and lay them on the line in quite the same way as when you're writing for adults.
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You jot down ideas, memories, whatever, concerning your real life that somehow parallels the character you're playing, and you incorporate that in your scene work.
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I work 110-hour weeks.
