Joe Lonsdale Quotes
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Kids love to look at pictures of themselves.
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The contributions of African Americans, Native Americans, and immigrants throughout our nation's history are undeniable, but the tendency to overlook their gallant efforts is pervasive and persistent.
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My memory of my home was that it was very happy, and that there was more fun and life there than there was anywhere else.
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I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fallon.
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
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The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around.
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Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.
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My parents were both entrepreneurs.
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He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit, He that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit.
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When I was a kid, I was super shy.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I've had a great life, great friends.
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Every economic opinion is associated with a set of assumptions.
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
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Patients who trust their doctors and have a psychological expectation of getting better could trigger a reaction in their body.
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There's nothing wrong with being fired.
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I fell into playwriting accidentally, took some classes in it, and also took creative writing classes, but I really didn't expect it to be a career because I didn't believe there was a way to make money as a playwright without being lucky and I didn't feel particularly lucky.
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I like writing better. Because I don't have to wear makeup, I don't have to be thin, and I don't have to remember lines.
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Money is a kind of poetry.
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My first tour sold out in Glasgow, and they were one of the loudest. I couldn't hear myself.
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I don't wake up in the morning and say, 'Jeez, I feel great today. I think I'll write a song.' I mean, anything is more interesting to me than writing a song. It's like, 'I think I'd like to write a song... No, I guess I better go feed the cat first.' You know what I mean? It's like pulling teeth. I don't enjoy it a bit.
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Starting a successful company is one of the hardest things anyone does.
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You're not a historian, but most historians will tell you that they make very discrete judgment as to what facts to omit in order to make their book into some shape, some length that can be managed.
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I don't know about the totally happy album, though. I don't know if that will ever come from me.
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I work 110-hour weeks.
