Frank Carson Quotes
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

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Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
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The essence of the beautiful is unity in variety.
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Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.
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There's not a liberal America and a conservative America - there's the United States of America.
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Relationships, like cars, should undergo regular services to make sure they are still roadworthy.
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The Koran was revealed at a time of great change in the Arab world, the seventh-century shift from a matriarchal nomadic culture to an urban patriarchal system.
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To me, country music has always been the home for a great song.
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The thing about a failure is that it is possible to deny it forever.
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All my friends are like, 'Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?' and I'm like, 'I got this.'
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The gap in education in this country, the unfairness of the schools, is one of the great unfairness in this society.
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In human years I am 29. In actress years I'm the ripe, promising age of 18 to 35. That's how it works here in Hollyweird.
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In my next life, I want to be a housecat. Naps all the time!
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Forget not, O Lord, that I am one of those whom Thou hast created, and with Thine own blood hast redeemed. I repent me of my sins: I will strive to amend my ways.
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If you believe these polls, you're making a mistake.
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No, I'm not a French designer either. I'm from nowhere. I'm a European, old European is all I am.
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I am not ever in the business of making anyone feel bad.
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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
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I haven't done fillers or Botox for ages. There comes a point where you have to match bits of you with the other bits; otherwise, you get a terribly random situation.
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I like to buy girls shoes and jewelry. I buy stupidly expensive shoes. I got Louboutins for my mom and my girlfriend before. My mom was like, 'I can't wear these; they're too high.' I was like, 'Mom, you have to try them - they're so cool. They're red snakeskin!' She still wears them every so often, but she can't walk in them.
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I started in for the ball but I just couldn't get it. I should have caught it because I was used to catching everything on the sandlots. But they hit the ball a lot harder in the major leagues and I just couldn't reach the ball this time.
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I went to a private girls' school where I was one out of five girls in the class who looked like me.
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I don't see a superstar out there. I don't see Georges St-Pierre coming back.
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Swearing relieves the feelings-that is what swearing does. I explained this to my aunt on one occasion, but it didn't answer with her. She said I had no business to have such feelings.
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I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.