Maz Jobrani Quotes
People think just because I'm from the Middle East, I'm an expert on the Middle East. So, like, I got a friend, like, any time the gas prices go up, he'll always ask my opinion about it.
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
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It's tough to be 68 and dating. I've given it up now.
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I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.
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You know, we're really destroying ourselves because we're really making the motivating force of anything we do selfish.
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I never thought I'd be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear.
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None are more taken in by flattery than the proud, who wish to be the first and are not.
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We're all idealistic when young.
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The secularists in Turkey haven't underestimated religion, they just made the mistake of believing they could control it with the power of the army alone.
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Broader social concerns within Muslim communities, such as discrimination, integration or socio-economic disadvantages, should be treated distinctively and not as part of counterterrorism agenda, which has been counter-productive.
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Hollywood has definitely grown, in embracing the inclusion of Latinos in the world, because, for some time, we didn't exist. We were not part of any stories.
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Individual responsibility, hard work, paying attention in school, faith, family all these things are important.
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I couldn't believe I was working with Michael Jackson. I thought, growing up as a kid, I thought Michael was a cartoon.
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I want to be like a Muhammad Ali, like a Julio Cesar Chavez. So when people talk about boxing, they have to remember Canelo.
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If Iraq had succeeded in spray-drying anthrax spores to extend their life and lethality, that would have been among the most important secrets of its wide-ranging weapons program.
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The whole brunt of the media and the government is to encourage people to be highly competitive and totally selfish and uncaring of others.
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For me, there's nothing better than curling up in my favorite blanket on a cloudy or rainy day and just knit. Especially in front of the fireplace.
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I have no new voices - they've all been used.
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I felt like love has been underrepresented - unironic love, just actually really falling in love.
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There were so many lean years. A lot of lean years.
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As you get older, time speeds up but life slows down.
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Because this age and the next age Engender in the ditch, No man can know a happy man From any passing wretch, If Folly link with Elegance No man knows which is which.
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Back in 1995, I saw an incredible wave coming. The Internet. I knew I needed to be a part of it no matter what I did.
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People think just because I'm from the Middle East, I'm an expert on the Middle East. So, like, I got a friend, like, any time the gas prices go up, he'll always ask my opinion about it.
