Adam Carolla Quotes
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
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A world without Tony Randall is a world that I cannot recognize.
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I love the power of celebrity because you can give voice to the voiceless.
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The products in my bathroom are pretty minimal. Issey Miyake makes great cologne, and I use everything from Zirh, especially their shave scream. I really like Mario Badesco aftershave, too. It's amazing.
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You can only learn by opening yourself up to engage with different sources of information. How can you learn something if you never see it, read it, or hear it?
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Imperialism was genuinely popular among Athenians who would expect to share in its profits, even if only indirectly and collectively, and not to have to bear its burdens.
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I don't know if I actually am good at the sight of blood. An accident on the street gets me very, very upset.
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In TV, you're always confused because you legitimately don't know what you're doing the next week.
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The concentration of the ferment iron in living substance is very small, being in the region of 1 g to 10 million g of cellular substance.
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Non-democratic regimes always need to mobilize their people against external enemies in order to maintain internal stability.
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The thing about a failure is that it is possible to deny it forever.
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I am going to enjoy some other things apart from business.
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Kristen Stewart always looks good - she wears what she wants. It's the same with Alison Mosshart - she chooses clothes that she loves rather than what she thinks she should wear.
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That's one of the lucky things about getting the success later on. I know how I want to dress, I know what kind of house I want to live in, I just know more about myself, and that's true about the roles I want to play and what parts of myself I want to express. You're just more in touch with yourself.
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The good thing about being an actress is that it's very children-friendly. I can work for three months, and then I can have six months off.
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More and more, cultural groups are cross-pollinating, and we're getting much more interesting art as a result.
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I never made a movie I would not take my family to see.
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Each great athlete must some day bow to that perennial old champion, Father Time, even as I, for Time eventually wins.
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What is extraordinary about contemporary art is the energy - it has our energy. New energy. Pieces hundreds of years old are beautiful from an aesthetic point of view, but without our modern energy.
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Wild globalisation has benefited some, but it's been a catastrophe for most.
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It would have been difficult to have an ugly daughter.
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We can't continue to tax, borrow, and spend at the rates that we are, and it's just got to be stopped.
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A lot of scouts said I was not capable to play short. Every team that came to me, they wanted me to play third, and I wanted to show everybody that they were wrong.
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I indulged the wild child inside of me - the one that's not aware of danger or fear - for the purity of existence for that character in that film. Of course, behind me they're saying, 'She's crazy!'
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
