Jonathan Krisel Quotes
Comedy is like horror - you have to shock something in the viewer's system to make them feel it.
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Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.
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You got to be rigorous in your appraisal system. The biggest cowards are managers who don't let people know where they stand.
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A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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It is our job, as members of parliament, to legislate with an eye to the long term future, to look over the horizon beyond the next election and ensure that as far as we can what we do today will make Australia a better place, a safer place, for future generations to live in.
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Sometimes when we label something dystopian fiction, I feel like we're trying very hard not to use the words 'science fiction,' because science fiction has those horrible connotations of rocket ships and bodacious babes.
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I know that a lot of people take inspiration from the fact that I was just a common man with no film background who turned into a star.
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And I'm not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
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Of course I want to have a family, but there's a right time for everything. When my time comes, it will happen.
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With segregation, with the isolation of the injured and the robbed, comes the concentration of disadvantage. An unsegregated America might see poverty, and all its effects, spread across the country with no particular bias toward skin color. Instead, the concentration of poverty has been paired with a concentration of melanin.
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As much as we thirst for approval we dread condemnation.
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I wouldn't say I was a rebel as such, but I certainly wasn't right at school.
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All of us salute the ITU's excellent work in the telecommunications space. It has set standards which encourage investment in infrastructure and ensure that a call made from Europe or America connects smoothly in Kenya or anywhere in the world.
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I know why the UFC runs the business the way they do. I know why Conor McGregor makes a base pay of $3 million. But I think I justify my pay with my skill set, and I've always been willing to promote my brand.
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We have all the good policies, all right visions, but the problem is implementation. When we come out of national conference, we want those leaders we have chosen to be those who can implement policies.
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I have fought my own battle with depression, and it was important for me to bring a little awareness about it for others.
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Just be comfortable with who you are.
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Everything changes with time. I am not so experienced enough to analyze what the people love in me.
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My hair gets very light in the summer, but the problem with using all these products and going into the pool a lot is that my hair gets very yellow. I love purple shampoo!
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Isolation is a dream killer.
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Comedy always pushes some buttons, because it wouldn't be comedy if it didn't.
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In fact, if you look upon the situation today, there is great division in the world and we have failed to capitalize on that unity to finish the job in Afghanistan and against al Qaeda.
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We spend millions of dollars per year supplying more than adequate meals and a Koran to every detainee along with a prayer rug that meets their religious standards.
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What the trees can do handsomely-greening and flowering, fading and then the falling of leaves-human beings cannot do with dignity, let alone without pain.
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Comedy is like horror - you have to shock something in the viewer's system to make them feel it.
