Joseph Heller Quotes
I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.

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Mind is everything. Muscle - pieces of rubber. All that I am, I am because of my mind.
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As the bill requires, any terror alert system must give people and organizations some indication about what steps they must take to improve their own security and assist in the Nation's security.
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My wife and I have very deep roots in Colorado, and we can't see ourselves living anywhere else.
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I've been into horses as far back as I can remember. There is a particular kind here in America called the 'quarter horse' that I'm very interested in.
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The other aspect of American identity worth focusing on is the concept of America as a nation of immigrants. That certainly is a partial truth. But it is often assumed to be the total truth.
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I think, by nature you know, I'm very attracted and I gravitate toward the very strong girl who can watch a ballgame, but who's also extremely feminine.
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It looks like it's been furnished by discount stores.
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I used to a lot. I used to go dancing.
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I wanted to tell a romantic and dark side of Ottoman history that was also slightly political, saying to the previous generation of writers, 'Look, I'm interested in Ottoman things, and I'm not afraid of it, and I'm doing something creative.'
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I love to be surprised.
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Bill Gates wants people to think he's Edison, when he's really Rockefeller. Referring to Gates as the smartest man in America isn't right... wealth isn't the same thing as intelligence.
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I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a relatively slow reader.
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I never felt more loved than when I was with Elvis.
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What is needed is a spirit of boundary dissolution, between individuals, between classes, sexual orientations, rich and poor, man and woman, intellectual and feeling toned types. If this can happen, then we will make a new world. And if this doesn't happen, nature is fairly pitiless and has a place for us in the shale of this planet, where so many have preceded us.
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This new thing about liking yourself, I find that absolutely appalling. Anyone who likes themselves, I just can't go too close to them. To me it's pure stupidity. But having some peace with yourself, that's quite a relief.
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I am settled in France, and as for the rest of my history as a painter, it is bound up with the impressionistic group.
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Oh, Lord. I didn't mean to say anything quotable.
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I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.