Joseph Heller Quotes
I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.
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I'm not a Republican.
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I have a terrible habit of shopping after I go to the gym or hitting eBay.
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Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
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I've been able to work with great directors in Israel.
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I just love the hours of the theatre, I love the way it operates. I always say that when you're doing a play it's like getting a shot of B12, and when you do television for a long series you need a shot of B12.
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Mind is everything. Muscle - pieces of rubber. All that I am, I am because of my mind.
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To know how to dissimulate is the knowledge of kings.
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As the bill requires, any terror alert system must give people and organizations some indication about what steps they must take to improve their own security and assist in the Nation's security.
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Any frequent visitor to Hawaii is fixated on mapping how the islands have changed since their last visit.
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My wife and I have very deep roots in Colorado, and we can't see ourselves living anywhere else.
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I'll kind of get interested in a subject and I won't know why. It'll be in my head for many years and I'll say, 'Do I know enough here to research?'
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I've been into horses as far back as I can remember. There is a particular kind here in America called the 'quarter horse' that I'm very interested in.
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The other aspect of American identity worth focusing on is the concept of America as a nation of immigrants. That certainly is a partial truth. But it is often assumed to be the total truth.
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I think, by nature you know, I'm very attracted and I gravitate toward the very strong girl who can watch a ballgame, but who's also extremely feminine.
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It looks like it's been furnished by discount stores.
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I had already played a lead on Broadway before I ever did a film. I had had three, four seasons of stock with good, fat parts, good supporting and leading parts. And I had done, oh, God, over 400 live TV shows.
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I used to a lot. I used to go dancing.
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I wanted to tell a romantic and dark side of Ottoman history that was also slightly political, saying to the previous generation of writers, 'Look, I'm interested in Ottoman things, and I'm not afraid of it, and I'm doing something creative.'
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Every record we do, we do one song we didn't write.
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How many stories do you know about people cooped up in places because of deep snowfall? How many stories where something good happens to those people?
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People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap, at least you get the soap. In this campaign you just get two guys telling you they really value cleanliness.
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Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
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Lucy: I don't understand men. Nettie: What is there to understand? If you feed 'em regular-like and give 'em a bit of 'sugar' now and then, they're easy enough. And if they don't behave, you just toss 'em out on their arses. That's what I always say.
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I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.
