Joseph Heller Quotes
If a man is going to leave one wife to marry another, it's better if he divorces the first before he marries the second.
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Most of the important composers in our country are clustered in the Northeast.
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Every change in a team can turn into an opportunity for players to show themselves.
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I love the folk-rock of the Seventies and the pop of the Eighties.
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When we cover a Chainsmokers song in our live show with ZBB, people are dancing and going crazy.
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I didn't hang around films. I don't know if I'd ever seen Hitchcock's The Lady Vanishes.
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When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.
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That's the funniest thing about portraying certain things on screen, sitting next to your parents and they get to see this glimpse of me kissing another guy.
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Once in awhile, there's stuff that makes me say, That's what theatre's about. It has to be a human event on the stage, and that doesn't happen very often.
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Different astronauts sleep in different ways.
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I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.
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Directing 'Fifty Shades of Grey' has been an intense and incredible journey for which I am hugely grateful. I have Universal to thank for that.
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Power can shape 'truth,' but not forever.
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I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.
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Marriage isn't always cupcakes and Jesus juice, but it's important to show each other your marriage is a priority and that you still love them.
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The British were white, English, and Protestant, just as we were. They had to have some other basis on which to justify independence, and happily they were able to formulate the inalienable truths set forth in the Declaration.
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I realised the bohemian life was not for me. I would look around at my friends, living like starving artists, and wonder, 'Where's the art?' They weren't doing anything. And there was so much interesting stuff to do, so much fun to be had... maybe I could even quit renting.
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Depend upon it, after all, Thomas, Literature is the most noble of professions. In fact, it is about the only one fit for a man. For my own part, there is no seducing me from the path.
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Men think for themselves when they’re men.
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We have a large public that is very ignorant about world affairs and very susceptible to simplistic slogans by candidates who appear out of nowhere, have no track record, but mouth appealing slogans.
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Do you ever find yourself bursting into a sort of lunatic laughter at the sheer prettiness of things?
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I just can't see myself as a trophy wife. I can't imagine not having my own life.
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I think the best advice I ever got about acting was from my dad, which was, 'If they don't buy the fish on the first toss, throw it back in the wagon and go to the second house.' Which is like an old Jewish fishmongers' story about how you become a successful fish monger.
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Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World.
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If a man is going to leave one wife to marry another, it's better if he divorces the first before he marries the second.
