
God has the Big Book, the beautiful proofs of mathematical theorems are listed here.
Paul Erdos 
Some French socialist said that private property was theft... I say that private property is a nuisance.
Paul Erdos

God may not play dice with the universe, but something strange is going on with the prime numbers.
Paul Erdos 
Another roof, another proof.
Paul Erdos 
Why are numbers beautiful? It’s like asking why is Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony beautiful. If you don’t see why, someone can’t tell you. I know numbers are beautiful. If they aren’t beautiful, nothing is.
Paul Erdos 
Here I am: My brain is open.
Paul Erdos 
There'll be plenty of time to rest in the grave.
Paul Erdos 
Finally I am becoming stupider no more.
Paul Erdos

There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down.
Paul Erdos 
God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave behind evidence for this act, in the form of microwave radiation.
Paul Erdos 
I've finally stopped getting dumber.
Paul Erdos 
The SF created us to enjoy our suffering. The sooner we die, the sooner we defy His plans.
Paul Erdos 
When I was a child, the Earth was said to be two billion years old. Now scientists say it's four and a half billion. So that makes me two and a half billion.
Paul Erdos 
I'll tell you once, and I'll tell you again. There's always a prime between n and 2n.
Paul Erdos

Every human activity, good or bad, except mathematics, must come to an end.
Paul Erdos 
Property is a nuisance.
Paul Erdos 
The purpose of life is to conjecture and prove.
Paul Erdos 
You don't have to believe in God, but you should believe in The Book.
Paul Erdos 
A Mathematician is someone who can take a cup of coffee and turn it into a theory.
Paul Erdos 
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdos

If numbers aren't beautiful, I don't know what is.
Paul Erdos 
Suppose aliens invade the earth and threaten to obliterate it in a year's time unless human beings can find the Ramsey number for red five and blue five. We could marshal the world's best minds and fastest computers, and within a year we could probably calculate the value. If the aliens demanded the Ramsey number for red six and blue six, however, we would have no choice but to launch a preemptive attack.
Paul Erdos 
Mathematics is the surest way to immortality. If you make a big discovery in mathematics, you will be remembered after everyone else will be forgotten
Paul Erdos 
Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education.
Paul Erdos