Erma Bombeck Quotes
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

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I think it's important to keep your own identity when you've got a baby.
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The same liberty that protects me also protects members of the Mafia.
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I have to remember that winning an Oscar is an almost unbelievable goal and that it is an honour just to be nominated.
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It's easy to have a good season but if you want to have a great season you have got to win a major tournament.
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The interaction of the variation in our genes is what's responsible for lots of our attributes and vigor.
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Taylor's first four albums have been certified platinum a combined 21 times, but despite her unprecedented success in country music, '1989' is strictly pop.
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My work in the House of Representatives, at this time in my life, is completed. It is time to return home.
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I never lose confidence. As soon as you lose confidence, you're done.
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There is simply no room for racial, hurtful language spoken to your colleagues or anyone else.
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I don't think I've ever been chatted up, and I don't think I've ever chatted anyone up. The Fresh Prince has the best chat-up lines.
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While they're building a solid foundation that will support whatever is coming down the road, Todd and I are itching to see further, to push the envelope.
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When I was a kid, there was so much talent outside of recorded music.
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I do not need a trophy to tell myself that I am the best.
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Design is a tool that either allows us to create new markets or disrupt existing ones.
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The CARFA Act is about accountability in the federal government: making sure that taxpayers are getting their money's worth and not being defrauded. This is a bipartisan concept, and it is worthy of broad support across the Congress.
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Every food I choose to eat helps me become more conscious of how it either moves me forward to my fab weight or backward to my flab weight.
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We never take people seriously when they are alive, but once they are gone, we always think that we should have treated them better.
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Most style is not honest enough.
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I love the smell of a man's skin.
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Obesity is awesome from a Wall Street perspective. It's not just one disease - there are all sorts of related diseases to profit from.
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I think that children who read are better writers, and children who tell stories appreciate books.
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I've been kind of toying around with the bi thing in my head. I wouldn't ever give myself the label 'bisexual', but bi-curious? Yea.
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What's really fun is seeing mothers bringing their daughters to the shows. And the best part is the mothers know they don't have to worry about sexual innuendo in the songs. The shows are family shows.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.