Erma Bombeck Quotes
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
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I think it's important to keep your own identity when you've got a baby.
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The same liberty that protects me also protects members of the Mafia.
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I have to remember that winning an Oscar is an almost unbelievable goal and that it is an honour just to be nominated.
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It's easy to have a good season but if you want to have a great season you have got to win a major tournament.
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The interaction of the variation in our genes is what's responsible for lots of our attributes and vigor.
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Taylor's first four albums have been certified platinum a combined 21 times, but despite her unprecedented success in country music, '1989' is strictly pop.
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My work in the House of Representatives, at this time in my life, is completed. It is time to return home.
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I never lose confidence. As soon as you lose confidence, you're done.
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There is simply no room for racial, hurtful language spoken to your colleagues or anyone else.
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I don't think I've ever been chatted up, and I don't think I've ever chatted anyone up. The Fresh Prince has the best chat-up lines.
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While they're building a solid foundation that will support whatever is coming down the road, Todd and I are itching to see further, to push the envelope.
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When I was a kid, there was so much talent outside of recorded music.
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I do not need a trophy to tell myself that I am the best.
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Design is a tool that either allows us to create new markets or disrupt existing ones.
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The CARFA Act is about accountability in the federal government: making sure that taxpayers are getting their money's worth and not being defrauded. This is a bipartisan concept, and it is worthy of broad support across the Congress.
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Every food I choose to eat helps me become more conscious of how it either moves me forward to my fab weight or backward to my flab weight.
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We never take people seriously when they are alive, but once they are gone, we always think that we should have treated them better.
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The martyrologies are catalogues in which are to be found the names of the saints with the days and places of their deaths and, generally, with the distinctive character of their sanctity and with an historic summary of their lives.
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And as far as doing God's work, I think the bankers who took government money and then gave out obscene bonuses are the same self-interested sorts Jesus threw out of the temple.
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We are like soldiers who fall during the assault which leads to peace.
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Guys need attention. They need that nourishment, that little stroke of the ego that gets them by every now and then. I’ll give it to my family, I’ll give it to my work - but I will not give it to a man right now.
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I have been practicing archery for a long time; a bow and arrow helps me to unwind.
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The stratosphere is my church.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
