Erma Bombeck Quotes
If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

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The way we do music in Brazil is very different because we are so moved by music; we grow up with that.
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My daughter passed away in 2003.
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It doesn't have to be a mountain you have to be climbing. I hope to change people's opinion about Saudi in general and Saudi women and Saudi women's opinion about themselves. I really hope they can step out of their comfort zone and just dream: try to push your limits.
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When I was little, I wanted to be an astronomer, but that didn't happen.
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It's my view that any conservative who loves his country has to be extremely concerned.
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Ultimately, you have to pursue your own path, not someone's idea of the right path. You need to stay on your path.
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I think young adults get a bad rap for being self-absorbed and self-centered. My experience going around the United States and speaking in schools is that teenagers here are very interested in the fate of their peers around the world.
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Twitter is worth it if you like tweeting. Same is true of Facebook. Or Pinterest. Nothing wrong with having a social presence.
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I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time. You learn to write toward that deadline, to let the adrenaline pick you up on Friday morning and carry you through, to cook up a monologue about Lake Wobegon and get to the theater on time.
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The rage was in me, and if it wasn't for the rage, then I wouldn't know how to be calm. They feed off of each other. Just like when Malcolm X fed off Martin Luther King. They needed each other.
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Almost overnight, white people have gone from being very powerful to potentially irrelevant. Their future in South Africa is not what many had envisaged, so it involves a lot of reinvention.
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One of my favorites is Angela Merkel because I think she's been an extraordinary, strong leader during difficult times in Europe, which has obvious implications for the rest of the world and, most particularly, our country... her bravery in the face of the refugee crisis is something that I am impressed by.
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When a person inflates his own importance, he does not see his own sins; and his sins get bigger right along with him.
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Seven years ago, my father and I realized that our relationship was extremely unique, especially in the African-American community. He raised me to not only understand the fundamentals of basketball and to try to be a player with a high basketball IQ, but he wanted me to understand that my image and my name meant more than stats.
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Scripts are very different to books. They are blueprints for building, not the building.
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There is no middle ground in Hollywood; you're a failure or you're a success. That mentality is wild.
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The worst resentment that anybody can have is one you feel justified to keep.
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The FSB's invisible presence continued; the agency became an intangible part of my Moscow life - sometimes loudly, sometimes quietly, with someone in a back room clearly turning the volume of minor persecution up and down.
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A secret is a weapon and a friend.
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Touring is everything. Without touring, you're just another artist on the internet trying to get your music out.
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What's funny is funny. The same thing that made you laugh a hundred years ago makes you laugh now.
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My first draft of Marvel Knights 'Black Panther' was not funny at all. They smartly rejected the entire script and counseled me to inject liberal doses of humor into very serious subject matter.
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If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.