Etgar Keret Quotes
When my works are being translated, I always get this question from my translators: Up or down? Which means, should it sound biblical and highbrow, or should we take it all down to sound colloquial? In Hebrew, it's both all the time. People in Israel would write in a high register, they wouldn't write colloquial speech. I do a special take on colloquial speech.

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I was always interested in the kind of history they didn't teach you in school.
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I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.
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What's going on in the inside shows on the outside.
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The Flash could do everything twice as fast. Except you never saw him think twice as fast or speak twice as fast. Could he do math faster than the other superheroes? Could he compute the tip for the bill twice as fast?
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I had always been feeling uncomfortable in my mind about giving advice to others and not acting upon it myself.
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Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim.
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I very much looked up to Janet Evans and Summer Sanders.
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Before I was ever a poet, my father was writing poems about me, so it was a turning of the tables when I became a poet and started answering, speaking back to his poems in ways that I had not before.
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This haunting idea of becoming a celebrity doesn't settle well with me at all.
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I thank Marc Jacobs so much for giving me the opportunity to design a shoe for Louis Vuitton, but the thing that broke my heart most was when they said, 'You're finished. The shoe's finished.'
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Remember that an answer to a difficulty resides at a higher level than our usual thinking, so seek this loftier level.
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It doesn't matter who you sleep with, it's how you treat other people in this world.
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A me non par che ben deciso,NĂ© che ben giusto alcun giudicio cada,Ove prima non s'oda quanto nieghiLa parte o affermi, e sue ragioni alleghi.
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When I get bored, I get into trouble.
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JP Morgan always has higher capital liquidity, that is partially to make up for mistakes and problems and obviously it's a tough economy. We support an oversight committee, we supported some of the compensation, new compensation rules, though we already follow most of them. We support a lot of it.
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After one hundred years of federal rule, the United States House of Representatives has moved to provide for the first meaningful route to self-determination for the Puerto Rican people under our federal system.
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There are values on Broadway that are dangerous: it's got to be Best Musical, it's got to make money, it's got to run a certain amount of time. Nowhere in this, of course, is there any mention of quality.
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Being able to connect with other humans is something I've done since I was little.
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I remember in the early nineties people saying the hat was just for old women, but that's ridiculous.
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I went to New York City to Columbia University, and with the first directing exercise, I knew I was a director.
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It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?
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I took to New York life like a star shooting through the heavens.
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When my works are being translated, I always get this question from my translators: Up or down? Which means, should it sound biblical and highbrow, or should we take it all down to sound colloquial? In Hebrew, it's both all the time. People in Israel would write in a high register, they wouldn't write colloquial speech. I do a special take on colloquial speech.