Eugene Mirman Quotes

A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were.

Eugene Mirman

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• If you were black, you experienced prejudice. It wasn't a real horrible thing for us; we went through it. We noticed it mostly in the South and in Las Vegas, where we couldn't stay in the hotels where we entertained. But that began to change.

  

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• My grandma passed away at 98 1/2 and I want to live to 100. I want to be able to do what I can do even at 100.

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• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

  

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• Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom which comes from experience. To be a woman is in itself a terrible experience.

  

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• I am a very selfish person.

  

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• Young people have so many letdowns that people don't realize.

  

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• I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'

  

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• The fact that I'm sleeping with the director may have something to do with it.

  

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• I played Woodstock in '69, and it really changed my life. Without a doubt, it was the single event that really changed the way I felt about music. Up to that point, I hadn't really thought of myself as more serious musician, and I didn't really have that much interest in pop music.

  

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• Since becoming a pop star, I've experimented a lot more. I've gotten more creative with what I wear. My stylist is a bit more adventurous than I would normally be, but it's really worked, and the colours really work together. I think everyone should be a bit more confident: if it's a summer's day, wear some bright colours.

  

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• I will never do 'Pulp Fiction 2,' but having said that, I could very well do other movies with these characters.

  

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• I always knew I wanted to be a technologist, so I went to Duke and got a degree in computer science and electrical engineering. Really, I thought my goal in life was to be an inventor, a problem solver, so I thought I needed a Ph.D. to be good at inventions, but it turns out that you don't.

  

  Aaron Patzer
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• I'll take my destiny, whatever that may be, but I'm going to fight for my dignity and my honor.

  

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• Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better than another. You can say so subjectively. But to say it like it's objective is wrong. It's wrong morally, because it cuts out stuff that's good.

  

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• I always looked up there, because I remember a time when the only things on the walls in Fenway were the Jimmy Fund sign and the retired numbers. Never in a million years did you think you'd ever be up there with those guys.

  

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• I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor.

  

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• I know many actresses who started big but were sent packing, as they couldn't sustain the momentum. I am in this for the long haul.

  

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• The leader is one who mobilizes others toward a goal shared by leaders and followers... Leaders, followers and goals make up the three equally necessary supports for leadership.

  

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• I've often said that while gaining muscle can be very difficult, it's also pretty simple - at the heart of it, you just need to take in more energy than you expend, and use an intelligent program. This is especially true for beginners.

  

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• For a while, I think in 1994, it got to where I didn't want to practice.

  

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• Economic growth is important. But we cannot count on economic growth alone to fund the public education system our children need and deserve.

  

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• Deliberation is not a particular type of speech, but a political act of collective decision-making in consideration of consequences.

  

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• A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were.

  

  Eugene Mirman
  • Kids
  • Words
  • Education