Eugene Mirman Quotes
There's something therapeutic about connecting with an audience - when there's something really sort of odd or silly that you think is funny, and conveying it to an audience.

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Foreign policy should not be justified through making oneself feel good, but through results that have tangible consequences.
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In my opinion, all relationships between people have some sort of violence, and it is central.
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Those who first oppose a good work, seize it and make it their own, when the cornerstone is laid and memorial tablets are erected.
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Newt Gingrich seldom misses a chance to note that he is a historian.
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When virtue is lost, benevolence appears, when benevolence is lost right conduct appears, when right conduct is lost, expedience appears. Expediency is the mere shadow of right and truth; it is the beginning of disorder.
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God is waiting for us, to forgive us all, and what is broken, he'll fix.
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I got my feet wet in a couple of shows. I did a cameo on my favorite show, 'The Vampire Diaries.' And I guest starred on a show called 'Kickin' It' on Disney.
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I like to have something to base a role on.
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Actors do like watching girls parade down the runway for some reason.
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If God came down here with the box that had the reason for living in it, I'd like to find just 2 words: The Music. That would be neat.
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I'm either going to be a writer or a bum.
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Other people notice the same things but they don't think to put it to music.
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Economics is a strange science. Our subject deals with some of the most important as well as mundane issues that impinge on the human condition.
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Listen, it's very easy not to be ripped off, you know. Get yourself a lawyer.
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Victory belongs to the most persevering.
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There's been people who've rapped and produced - like Kanye - but I don't feel like on the rapping side there's ever been a producer who can rap as good as I think I can rap.
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A man's house is his castle - et domus sua cuique est tutissimum refugium.
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The true - the true economy has got to come back into balance with the very biosphere that sustains us. And I think a lot of people just see the green economy as a different way of allowing the corporate agenda to continue to flourish.
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'Goodfellas' has kind of got it all. That was probably one of my favorite films as a kid, so I carried a picture of 'Goodfellas' in my wallet.
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All the airports kind of feel and look the same now. Some are more beautiful, some are less beautiful, but for the most part you're going to find a Starbucks in every airport. You're going to get your coffee and the 'USA Today' or 'New York Times' in every airport.
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I've always liked using flutes and clarinets. Any time I can use those, I'm really happy.
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'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.
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When I make a fist, it's strong, and you can't tear it apart. As long as there's unity, there's strength.
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There's something therapeutic about connecting with an audience - when there's something really sort of odd or silly that you think is funny, and conveying it to an audience.