Eugene Mirman Quotes
There's something therapeutic about connecting with an audience - when there's something really sort of odd or silly that you think is funny, and conveying it to an audience.

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Foreign policy should not be justified through making oneself feel good, but through results that have tangible consequences.
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In my opinion, all relationships between people have some sort of violence, and it is central.
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Those who first oppose a good work, seize it and make it their own, when the cornerstone is laid and memorial tablets are erected.
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Newt Gingrich seldom misses a chance to note that he is a historian.
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When virtue is lost, benevolence appears, when benevolence is lost right conduct appears, when right conduct is lost, expedience appears. Expediency is the mere shadow of right and truth; it is the beginning of disorder.
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God is waiting for us, to forgive us all, and what is broken, he'll fix.
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I got my feet wet in a couple of shows. I did a cameo on my favorite show, 'The Vampire Diaries.' And I guest starred on a show called 'Kickin' It' on Disney.
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I like to have something to base a role on.
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Actors do like watching girls parade down the runway for some reason.
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If God came down here with the box that had the reason for living in it, I'd like to find just 2 words: The Music. That would be neat.
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I'm either going to be a writer or a bum.
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Other people notice the same things but they don't think to put it to music.
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Economics is a strange science. Our subject deals with some of the most important as well as mundane issues that impinge on the human condition.
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Listen, it's very easy not to be ripped off, you know. Get yourself a lawyer.
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Victory belongs to the most persevering.
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There's been people who've rapped and produced - like Kanye - but I don't feel like on the rapping side there's ever been a producer who can rap as good as I think I can rap.
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A man's house is his castle - et domus sua cuique est tutissimum refugium.
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By the time I went to college, I knew the major passages of the Bible pretty much by heart.
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Those revolutionaries who have, by chance, escaped the gallows should live and show to the world that they cannot only embrace gallows for the ideal but also bear the worst type of tortures in the dark, dingy prison cells.
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Reality is hard. It is no walk in the park, this thing called Life.
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Beloved, let the fact of what our Lord suffered for you grip you, and you will never again be the same
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I hate comics who look at comedy as therapy. But at least it gets things out of my system in a funny way.
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The one thing we can all be sure about in politics is you are as well to expect the unexpected.
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There's something therapeutic about connecting with an audience - when there's something really sort of odd or silly that you think is funny, and conveying it to an audience.