Evan Esar Quotes
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
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My father passed away when I was very young, so I was head of household for a very long time. Whether it came to cooking food or having to braid hair to get kids out of the door for school, I've been one that has - with the help of my mother - has been a father figure for a lot of young ladies.
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It's so necessary to try and record the cultural memory of people. To set it down for generations to come. To better understand where we are headed. The problem is, a good portion of what we choose to remember is about willed forgetting. Which we all do, I believe, to protect ourselves from what is too difficult.
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As a child, I always wanted to be an actor. But as I grew older, the acting dream kind of faded away, and I took to studying a lot. A few years later, a relative of mine who really wanted me to try my hand at acting sent my photographs to a few production houses, and like they say, the rest is history.
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I went to an all-girls Catholic high school. The three things that they focused on were reading, writing, and arithmetic. My goodness, this is a novel idea in this modern society. I was really good at all three of these things. I was particularly good at math.
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Between Prince and my dad's fusion-jazz records, I didn't have a choice in being funky.
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I think it'd be great if the evening news broadcast, for instance, were unsponsored and unrated.
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When you live in a condo complex with people next door, I don't know how you can be dead for four months without anybody noticing you not coming and going.
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Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
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D.C.'s a tough place to get love unless you're from D.C. It's like everybody hates you here. The only black person that everyone can agree on is Obama.
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Amartya Sen is best known to the general reader for his powerful essays on famine. He is an optimist about some of our gravest economic problems, such as mass starvation in a world that at present can easily produce more food than everyone can eat. Reason and voluntary participation are his watchwords.
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It turns out, by the way, that oil rigs today generally don't cause spills. They are technologically very advanced.
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People who barely know the two of you assume you are close friends; people who know both of you intimately suspect you profoundly hate each other.
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She walks-the lady of my delight-A shepherdess of sheep.Her flocks are thoughts. She keeps them white;She keeps them from the steep
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Maybe stories are just data with a soul.
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My father was a doctor, an army cardiologist.
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The Scottish are not shy when it comes to expressing themselves.
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I knew from a very young age that there was something very wrong with me.
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Physicists are more like avant-garde composers, willing to bend traditional rules... Mathematicians are more like classical composers.
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A creative writing program is only as good as its teachers, and I was fortunate in having two great writers as mentors.
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Lost in this young world, I'm just trying to navigate See the pie sliced, I'm just trying to grab a plate.
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Whatever is common to children of a given age is set up as the fundamental character of that age. The fact that three-year-old children are quite often negative is considered evidence that negativism is inherent in the nature of three-year-olds, and the concept of a negative age or stage is then regarded as an explanation for the appearance of negativism.
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There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe.
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The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
