Evan Esar Quotes
Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.
Quotes to Explore
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If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.
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Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance.
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It's more important to fly midpoint in deals and work together than to try to haggle for the last dollar.
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It happens that I'm heterosexual, but I don't care about that. I do care about protecting the rights of 10 percent of our population who are homosexual and who don't have the ability to protect their rights.
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House was the first film where I had no influence on the script. I had to buy the script with the game rights.
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At some point, you grow out of being attracted to that flame that burns you over and over and over again.
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I'm working on my new album right now. Hopefully to get that out at the top of 2005, January 2005.
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I suppose I shouldn't go around admitting I speak untruths on the radio.
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He fashioned hell for the inquisitive.
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I made a lot of money. I earned a lot of money with CNN and satellite and cable television. And you can't really spend large sums of money, intelligently, on buying things. So I thought the best thing I could do was put some of that money back to work - making an investment in the future of humanity.
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Well, being that, at the house and being in the competition, it was very hard to be with family. We couldn't have visitors out of respect for everyone else there. But, being the American Idol, the focus would have been on me.
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I passed the Bar on the first shot, But I have never practiced law.
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I don't want everything to be flowery perfection. I like it there to be a charge behind it, you know?
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Fortunately, for the first 20 years in my career, I didn't have any other responsibilities outside of myself. I didn't have a wife and kids, so I could afford to sort of barely scrape by, to do theater.
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I wasn't campaigning for a role in a Hollywood television series, it was a fluke. So you've got to have a measure of good luck, you really have, being in the right place at the right time.
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I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.
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I hate this place. I shall hate it to my grave.
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By faithfulness we are collected and wound up into unity within ourselves, whereas we had been scattered abroad in multiplicity.
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Do you wish people to speak well of you? Then do not speak at all yourself.
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In a competitive world, not everybody can follow the pace; you will leave people out. We now accept that we must take care of these people. You cannot let them die in the streets; people will not accept it. And that is right, too.
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Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face.
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God bless nannies.
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Nothing makes a woman look so old as desperately trying to look young.
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Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.
