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Comedy is wonderful when you really nail it and you hear people laughing, but it's not always that easy.
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Crushes are wonderful – they make you feel like you're two years old, and you say the stupidest things.
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After a while, you have no idea how old you are because you've lied so many times.
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I need to know how the clock is made after you tell me what time it is. I want to know all the details so I can understand how it works.
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People care about people who care about themselves.
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The first time I met Sylvester Stallone, he had golf tees up his nose. So I figured we were going to be OK.
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Free is the best. Anything free is good.
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People who do comedy really are the nastiest people on the planet.
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Sure, I've done movies in which I was embarrassed by my performance, or might not have cared for a co-star. Then I'd have to tell lies, like, 'Oh, we love each other; everything was perfect!'
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I'm always in this shape, that shape, whatever shape you like the most. I am always in various stages of shapes. If the woman needs to be more soft I'll gain weight and then I'll lose weight for another film that I did where I wanted her to be more wiry. I enjoy using my body as something that helps me get to a character.
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Why is it that when we get older, we get more fearful?
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How often in life are you going to find your mate and that mate happens to be your same exact age and happens to have had the same life experiences to match where you are in our life so you guys can meet perfectly and give society what it wants? It just doesn't happen that way. Some people evolve at 24, some people are 60 and are still evolving. So why are we stopping these great connections based on age, or race or colour or whatever, gender, whatever? You meet who you meet and you connect because of your life experience.
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I'm controlling, and I want everything orderly, and I need lists. My mind goes a mile a minute. I'm difficult on every single level.
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Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.
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When you have a full page of well-written dialogue that has a thought process to it, it is pretty easy to memorize. It's a lot easier to memorize than if you're in a scene and other people are talking, and you have maybe one word or one sentence that you have to interject at the right time and in a natural way.
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If I can do anything in this time of my career, I want to make it easier for other actresses and girls who are growing up to go, 'I get to be a part of a comedy or an action film or a romantic comedy or a thriller or just a romance, without having to wind up with someone to complete us.' I complete me. I just got lucky that, after I completed myself, I met someone who could tolerate me.
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If you can't pronounce it, you probably shouldn't be putting it in your body or in your environment.
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I love the written word; I love when someone takes the time or leaves you a note or sends a letter.
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I haven't always acted or reacted in a way that made me proud, but I didn't make that same mistake twice, and I think that's what I love about adversity is that it always reminds me of what's really valuable in life.
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Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.
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I've made peace with the fact that the things that I thought were weaknesses or flaws were just me. I like them.
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I know nothing about Christianity, nothing about football, and I'm not a Republican.
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I really am thankful that I got to do The Proposal movie the right way with people who taught me how to do comedy better.
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We don't trust anyone who does anything nice. That's just the sad world we live in.