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I need to know how the clock is made after you tell me what time it is. I want to know all the details so I can understand how it works.
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Sure, I've done movies in which I was embarrassed by my performance, or might not have cared for a co-star. Then I'd have to tell lies, like, 'Oh, we love each other; everything was perfect!'
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I now know that anything sweet, really sweet, that I have was nothing that I planned. If you don't have kids and animals, you don't truly know what real life is about.
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After a while, you have no idea how old you are because you've lied so many times.
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I'm always in this shape, that shape, whatever shape you like the most. I am always in various stages of shapes. If the woman needs to be more soft I'll gain weight and then I'll lose weight for another film that I did where I wanted her to be more wiry. I enjoy using my body as something that helps me get to a character.
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People who do comedy really are the nastiest people on the planet.
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The first time I met Sylvester Stallone, he had golf tees up his nose. So I figured we were going to be OK.
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How often in life are you going to find your mate and that mate happens to be your same exact age and happens to have had the same life experiences to match where you are in our life so you guys can meet perfectly and give society what it wants? It just doesn't happen that way. Some people evolve at 24, some people are 60 and are still evolving. So why are we stopping these great connections based on age, or race or colour or whatever, gender, whatever? You meet who you meet and you connect because of your life experience.
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When you have a full page of well-written dialogue that has a thought process to it, it is pretty easy to memorize. It's a lot easier to memorize than if you're in a scene and other people are talking, and you have maybe one word or one sentence that you have to interject at the right time and in a natural way.
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Free is the best. Anything free is good.
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Why is it that when we get older, we get more fearful?
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People care about people who care about themselves.
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Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.
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If you can't pronounce it, you probably shouldn't be putting it in your body or in your environment.
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I'm controlling, and I want everything orderly, and I need lists. My mind goes a mile a minute. I'm difficult on every single level.
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Yeah, I'm nervous. I'm wearing heels in public for crying out loud.
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I know nothing about Christianity, nothing about football, and I'm not a Republican.
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I've made peace with the fact that the things that I thought were weaknesses or flaws were just me. I like them.
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I love the written word; I love when someone takes the time or leaves you a note or sends a letter.
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Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.
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We don't trust anyone who does anything nice. That's just the sad world we live in.
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I haven't always acted or reacted in a way that made me proud, but I didn't make that same mistake twice, and I think that's what I love about adversity is that it always reminds me of what's really valuable in life.
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I really am thankful that I got to do The Proposal movie the right way with people who taught me how to do comedy better.
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I feel like when you have an unauthorized police badge and something that looks like it could be a concealed weapon in the small of your back that when you, someone crosses you, pisses you off, road rage, I think just the slight badge and the little moving away of the jacket and not losing eye contact does amazing things.