Sarah Silverman Quotes

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.

Sarah Silverman

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• I'm against abortion. On the other hand, I believe in a woman's choice.

  

  Nancy Reagan
  • Believe
  • Hand
  • Woman

• I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty.

  

  Dan Hicks
  • Mind
  • Guy
  • Me

• The abortion industry can try to improve its 'messaging' all it wants. But unless abortion advocates change their devotion to abortion-on-demand, the only message Americans will receive is that the abortion industry is only really interested in improving its bottom line at the expense of the most defenseless among us.

  

  Gary Bauer
  • Change
  • Try
  • Abortion

• I am pro-choice, but I don't consider that inconsistent at all with pro-life - there's no way that having an abortion, ever, is an easy decision, and it more often errs on the side of absolutely wrenching, not to mention physically debilitating.

  

  Rachel Sklar
  • Life
  • Decision
  • Abortion

• If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

  

  Florynce Kennedy
  • Men
  • Abortion
  • Pregnant

• The Democrats are using the human trafficking bill's language that's been there for 40 years, regarding the use of federal funds for abortion.

  

  Barack Obama
  • Human
  • Abortion
  • Democrats

• They [ Respublicans] wanna argue the sensational which is about abort not certain cases of abortion, but the fact is it's a fundamental disrespect for women - women's judgment about the sizing and time of their families.

  

  Barack Obama
  • Time
  • Women
  • Abortion

• Any woman should have the right to a safe and legal abortion.

  

  Betty Ford
  • Should
  • Safe
  • Abortion

• I bear a deep red stain that runs from my left shoulder down to my right hip, a trail left by the herbwitch's poison that my mother used to try to expel me from her womb.

  

  Robin LaFevers
  • Mother
  • Running
  • Deep

• In addition, the bill passed by the House requires a person performing an abortion on a minor from a different state to notify one parent in the home state.

  

  Virgil Goode
  • Home
  • House
  • Parent

• Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.

  

  Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
  • Kids
  • Soul
  • Air

• With modern technology and science, you can't find one instance in which an abortion would be needed to save a woman's life. There is no such exception as life of the mother, and as far as health of the mother, same thing.

  

  Joe Walsh The Eagles
  • Science
  • Technology
  • Abortion

• The counselor at our clinic would cry with the girls at the drop of a hat. She would find their weakness and work on it. The women were never given any alternatives. They were told how much trouble it is to have a baby.

  

  Debbie Harry Blondie
  • Girl
  • Baby
  • Trouble

• If abortion isn't wrong, then nothing is wrong.

  

  Mother Teresa
  • Wrong
  • Abortion

• Dig your well before you're thirsty.

  

  Seth Godin
  • Thirsty
  • Dig

• Roe v. Wade very clearly sets out that there can be regulations on abortion so long as the life and the health of the mother are taken into account.

  

  Hillary Clinton
  • Abortion
  • Regulations
  • Roe v. Wade

• Abortion is the easy way out. It’s hardly surprising that people should choose the most convenient exit from awkward situations.

  

  Tony Abbott
  • Choose
  • Abortion
  • Surprising

• I believe that we should do anything we can to minimize abortion and not to encourage it.

  

  Jimmy Carter
  • Abortion

• So while I’m thirsty, there is a need to continue living. If I’m ever completely soaked, I feel like the end is near. This is when we realize that we have become fully satisfied, I wish to become that.

  

  Jun Matsumoto Arashi
  • Living
  • Satisfied
  • Thirsty

• Doctrine divides, but doctrine also unites. It binds together the hearts of God's people who celebrate the truth of God together.

  

  R. C. Sproul
  • People
  • God
  • Truth

• Humility has nothing to do with depreciating ourselves and our gifts in ways we know to be untrue. Even "humble" attitudes can be masks of pride. Humility is that freedom from our self which enables us to be in positions in which we have neither recognition nor importance, neither power nor visibility, and even experience deprivation, and yet have joy and delight. It is the freedom of knowing that we are not in the center of the universe, not even in the center of our own private universe.

  

  David F. Wells
  • Universe
  • Humility
  • Attitudes

• I consciously did away with fade-ins and replaced them with the cut. Henceforth, I never used such editing techniques again. In fact, neither dissolve, fade-in nor fade-out can be regarded as 'the grammar of film,' they are no more than characteristics of the camera.

  

  Yasujirō Ozu
  • Film
  • Camera
  • Editing

• I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.

  

  Sarah Silverman
  • Abortion
  • Thirsty