Satchel Paige Quotes
I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.
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Venezuelan baseball is more aggressive, more passionate, more exciting. The fans are not the same as in your native country.
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Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you'll land in trouble too big for you.
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I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.
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Let me tell you something - being thought of as a beautiful woman has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Love has been difficult. Beauty is essentially meaningless and it is always transitory.
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What is extraordinary about the character of Edna - and I speak as though I am completely outside this character and I am talking to you - I'm, as it were, in the wings, and she's on stage, and every now and then she says something extremely funny, and I stand there and think: 'I wish I'd thought of that.'
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I guess my thermometer for my baseball fever is still a goose bump.
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I love the script and I just thought it was a great role. Like I say, it's like this - the script is like this sad, funny, desperate love song to the lost American man.
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Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate.
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Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
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Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.
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It is funny what a year can do.
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I played baseball growing up, second base, and then when I got to high school,it just didn't exist there.
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It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.
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Things I used to get in trouble for writing at 'SNL,' suddenly other people like it.
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Even though 'Spider-Man' is a huge blockbuster, it really didn't feel like that. It felt like we were making this weird, funny high school movie. Like just hanging out with a group of friends.
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Most visions of extraterrestrial life are actually steeped in human hubris. The fictional extraterrestrials of 'Star Trek' or a hundred other space operas are less alien than many of my neighbors. And funny, the ones running the place are mostly WASPish men.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
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I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
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I do not send their Lordships the particulars of our losses and damages by this, as it would take me much time; and I am willing none should be lost in letting them know an event of such consequence.
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Heaven’s Sovereign saves all beings but himselfThat hideous sight,-a naked human heart.
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From morning when I wake up until I go to sleep, I am working. I go to bed and I want to switch off, but the brain doesn't switch off.
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I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.
