Satchel Paige Quotes
I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.
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Venezuelan baseball is more aggressive, more passionate, more exciting. The fans are not the same as in your native country.
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Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you'll land in trouble too big for you.
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I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.
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I had no trouble going from radio to TV - I just thought of TV as radio with pictures.
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Let me tell you something - being thought of as a beautiful woman has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Love has been difficult. Beauty is essentially meaningless and it is always transitory.
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What is extraordinary about the character of Edna - and I speak as though I am completely outside this character and I am talking to you - I'm, as it were, in the wings, and she's on stage, and every now and then she says something extremely funny, and I stand there and think: 'I wish I'd thought of that.'
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I've always been very open with my emotions. Actually, that's got me into a lot of trouble, too, in the past.
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I guess my thermometer for my baseball fever is still a goose bump.
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I have an unfortunate personality.
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I love the script and I just thought it was a great role. Like I say, it's like this - the script is like this sad, funny, desperate love song to the lost American man.
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Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate.
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I like children - fried.
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Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
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My 'Dunkirk' co-star Harry Styles deals with some crazy fan stuff, but he's a very down-to-earth, lovely, funny guy.
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I don't have this weird, natural funny bone that constantly comes out. It's not like my every instinct is to be funny, and I'm always having to dampen that down.
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Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
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Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.
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It is funny what a year can do.
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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If I'd proposed solving the pension problem by compulsory euthanasia for every fifth pensioner I'd have got less trouble for it.
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Vampires, werewolves, fallen angels and fairies lurk in the shadows, their intentions far from honorable.
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I like looking at the stars on a clear night.
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If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.
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I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.
