Scott Adams Quotes
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
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My hunger is always there.
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Should the time come when the county family will be taken away, then the parish will feel for some time like a mouth from which a molar has been drawn - there will be a vacancy that will cause unrest and discomfort.
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I think the attraction to Israeli women stems from the fact that we're exotic and the fact that there are many talented and beautiful women in Israel. I think that there is also greater awareness of Israel than before in the movie industry.
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The more I talk about things, the more I understand myself.
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I'm never away from my boys for more than three days.
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I'll tell you, I never thought I'd ever be going into law, and certainly not the same kind of law as my dad.
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I was the family alien. Both my parents are quite creative, but I was... appalling... always putting on little shows. I was rather a shy child, not a natural performer, but there was a performative edge to everything I did.
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When people think of someone being prolific, it's like, 'He's got a vault with 5,000 songs in it,' or something, but I just kind of pick them out of the air when they float by.
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One of the satisfactions of a genius is his will-power and obstinacy.
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By the end of 2020, the only region of the world that will still have a lot of 2G connections may be Africa.
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It's true that immigrant novels have to do with people going from one country to another, but there isn't a single novel that doesn't travel from one place to another, emotionally or locally.
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When the Americans were trying to conquer the Navajos, they felt this need to capture Canyon de Chelly like it was the Navajo capital. It was a meeting place and a sanctuary of last refuge. To control Canyon de Chelly was to control the Navajo people.
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Advancement only comes with habitually doing more than you are asked.
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I personally like to do independent films.
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There is no 'need' for us to eat meat, dairy or eggs. Indeed, these foods are increasingly linked to various human diseases and animal agriculture is an environmental disaster for the planet.
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The products I review are typically lent to me by their manufacturers for a few weeks or months. I return any products I am lent for review, except for items of minor value that companies typically don't want back. In the case of these items, I either discard them or give them away to charity.
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To be understood is to prostitute yourself.
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I don’t like animals. It’s a strange thing, I don’t like men and I don’t like animals. As for God, he is beginning to disgust me.
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There is no muse of philosophy, nor is there one of translation.
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I try to hit all the places Guy Fieri visits in every city I go to. It's, like, something a 60-year-old would do.
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The economics of being a playwright are abysmal. I like to think of the work I do out in Hollywood as a way to actually make a life in the theater easier.
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My workout was running down fly balls, stealing a base, or running for my life on the football field.
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Marriage is a career which brings about more benefits than many others.
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Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
