Scott Adams Quotes

Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese. At first I thought you were just being a good host. But lately I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister.

Scott Adams

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• Scientist
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  Scott Adams
  • Thinking
  • Science
  • Scientist