Scott Adams Quotes

The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.

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• Everyone makes their own comments. That's how rumors get started.

  

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• To equate a corporation with a person is a travesty of justice.

  

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• Obviously, the US does not want a shooting war with North Korea. But there has to be some path out of this situation that is also presented that is peaceful. We have sanctions, we have deterrence, but the third leg of any resolution to this problem has to be dialogue. It seems prudent for the US to not only threaten North Korea, but to also offer a way forward.

  

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• We are stronger because we recognize that government isn't the sole answer to the most important questions, and we welcome community and faith based organizations as partners to serve the needs of Florida families.

  

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• What I want to do in life is just be a respectful man and just take care of my children and guide my family in the right direction. I'm not looking to be a chairperson, I'm not looking to be ambassador or anything in that capacity.

  

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• The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.

  

  Scott Adams
  • Giving
  • Marketing
  • Example