Scott Adams Quotes

The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.

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• The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.

  

  Scott Adams
  • Giving
  • Marketing
  • Example