Scott Adams Quotes

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

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• I am very lucky to be surrounded and guided by an incredible support team comprised of my family and agents.

  

  Karlie Kloss
  • Family
  • Team
  • Support

• We have to stop rewarding bad behavior.

  

  Natalie Cole
  • Bad
  • Stop
  • Behavior

• I completely get the drag thing.

  

  Taron Egerton
  • Thing
  • Get
  • Drag

• Whatever we do from government, we need to do what's best for America. If we do that, that's bringing power back to the people.

  

  Ted Yoho
  • People
  • Power
  • America

• I learned not to depend on other people. I needed support, but it's you who has to go out and deliver.

  

  Katarina Witt
  • People
  • You
  • Support

• Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got.

  

  Garth Brooks
  • Want
  • You
  • Happiness

• We will also allow state companies to sell shares to their workers and will pass a law allowing citizens to start companies of their own with no limits on the number of employees or on the firm's output.

  

  Vaclav Klaus
  • Law
  • Start
  • Employees

• A woman in show business isn't honest with herself... so how can she be honest with another woman? We are, all of us, acting every minute of the day and night.

  

  Ida Lupino
  • She
  • Business
  • Night

• Nature is the most beautiful thing we have. It's better than art because it's from the creator.

  

  Olivia Newton-John
  • Art
  • Nature
  • Beautiful

• You've got to respond to that and of course thinking through the role of a left party in the modern world, in the modern economy and society and having a policy response to that.

  

  Patricia Hewitt
  • World
  • Thinking
  • Society

• Our most intimate contact with civilizations long since dust has been through the art which has survived them.

  

  Carlisle Floyd
  • Long
  • Art
  • Through

• 'A Reply to Professor Haldane' (1946), published posthumously in Of Other Worlds: Essays and Stories (1966)

  

  C. S. Lewis

• When Matisse died, he left me his Odalisques 'as a legacy', he proclaimed.

  

  Pablo Picasso
  • Legacy

• Ah! Five hundred years I have toiled to entice this creature, despairing, doubting, brooding by night, yet never abandoning hope that my calculations were accurate and my great talisman cogent. Then, when finally it appears, you fall upon it for no other reason than to sate your repulsive gluttony!

  

  Jack Vance
  • Great
  • Hope
  • Night

• Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records. Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

  

  Eminem
  • Records
  • Sell
  • Cuss

• …death came so easily, hardly announced, without apparent cause, often greeted with smiles.

  

  Anthony Burgess

• When you jerk off, you’re saying 'Hey, I care about me.'

  

  Andrew Dice Clay

• Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her.

  

  Lorna Luft
  • Good
  • Criticism
  • Dating

• Oh, Bertie, if I ever called you a brainless poop who ought to be given a scholarship at some lunatic asylum, I take back the words.

  

  P. G. Wodehouse
  • Words

• Information helps you to see that you're not alone. That there's somebody in Mississippi and somebody in Tokyo who all have wept, who've all longed and lost, who've all been happy. So the library helps you to see, not only that you are not alone, but that you're not really any different from everyone else.

  

  Maya Angelou
  • Happy
  • Alone
  • Information

• For thy sake, tobacco, I would do anything but die.

  

  Charles Lamb
  • Die

• Women are stronger than men - they do not die of wisdom.

  

  James Stephens
  • Men
  • Women
  • Die

• Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. No animal of mine has ever told me he was ready to die. I wish it were that simple. Dogs can communicate, but they cannot talk, nor do they think in our language or on our terms.

  

  Jon Katz
  • People
  • Time
  • Believe

• When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

  

  Scott Adams
  • Die
  • Choke
  • Lemon