Scott Adams Quotes
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
Scott Adams
Quotes to Explore
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Our most intimate contact with civilizations long since dust has been through the art which has survived them.
Carlisle Floyd
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'A Reply to Professor Haldane' (1946), published posthumously in Of Other Worlds: Essays and Stories (1966)
C. S. Lewis
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When Matisse died, he left me his Odalisques 'as a legacy', he proclaimed.
Pablo Picasso
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• Hazing is both testing and training to subordinate self to the team.
Warren Farrell
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Ah! Five hundred years I have toiled to entice this creature, despairing, doubting, brooding by night, yet never abandoning hope that my calculations were accurate and my great talisman cogent. Then, when finally it appears, you fall upon it for no other reason than to sate your repulsive gluttony!
Jack Vance
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Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records. Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
Eminem
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…death came so easily, hardly announced, without apparent cause, often greeted with smiles.
Anthony Burgess
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It is no great wonder if in long process of time, while fortune takes her course hither and thither, numerous coincidences should spontaneously occur. If the number and variety of subjects to be wrought upon be infinite, it is all the more easy for fortune, with such an abundance of material, to effect this similarity of results.
Plutarch
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And that inverted Bowl they call the Sky, Whereunder crawling coop'd we live and die, Lift not your hands to It for help - for It As impotently moves as you or I.
Omar Khayyam
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One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.
Andy Rooney
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Tumours can come out of nowhere.
James Nesbitt
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When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
Scott Adams