Scott Adams Quotes
If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.
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I studied Morse code.
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Today's films are so technological that an actor becomes starved for roles that deal with human relationships.
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When I'm writing something, I try not to get analytical about it as I'm doing it, as I'm writing it.
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I never went to school more than six months in my life, but I can say this: that among my earliest recollections, I remember how, when a mere child, I used to get irritated when anybody talked to me in a way I could not understand.
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You had eight years before President Trump, a situation where the opposition party basically ran in opposition to the president on a platform of thinly based racism. That doesn't mean that the politicians themselves were outright racist, but when charges of birtherism came up, no one repudiated it.
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The new 'Joy' was needed for a number of reasons. Recent developments in nutrition and new ingredients were two of the major reasons for the revision. One of the other big reasons was America's new love for big flavors. Yay!
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Foreigners can only fight with success in the summer. We can fight during any of the four seasons, so we have the weather on our side.
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I love music more just in and of itself. I love harmony and rhythm.
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The writer's secret is not inspiration - for it is never clear where it comes from - it is his stubbornness, his patience.
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I do believe that our ability to jam the Trump brand is somewhat limited. I think we can chip away at it, but ultimately, the way to undermine the Trump brand is a better product in the political marketplace, if you'll forgive the capitalist metaphor.
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
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Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs.
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People will burn through a show in two or three days, and then you're left feeling empty for 51 weeks.
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I moonlight as a singer.
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I didn't say that. I don't know who told him that.
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I want fake love. But that's all I want, and that's why I can't have it.
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If the good people in their wisdom shall see fit to keep me in the background, I have been too familiar with disappointments to bevery much chagrined.
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The only place at Michigan State I was never late to was the practice. It didn't start until I got there.
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I actually didn't like Jane Austen. I was more into the Brontes. They were so wild and passionate. I thought there was something a bit tame about Austen.
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Oh, I'm definitely a wild child.
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As both a consumer and producer of newspaper articles, I have no beef with pay walls. But before signing up, I read the fine print.
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If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.
