Scott Adams Quotes

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

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• I am very lucky to be surrounded and guided by an incredible support team comprised of my family and agents.

  

  Karlie Kloss
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  • Team
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• We have to stop rewarding bad behavior.

  

  Natalie Cole
  • Bad
  • Stop
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• I completely get the drag thing.

  

  Taron Egerton
  • Thing
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• I learned not to depend on other people. I needed support, but it's you who has to go out and deliver.

  

  Katarina Witt
  • People
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• Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got.

  

  Garth Brooks
  • Want
  • You
  • Happiness

• We will also allow state companies to sell shares to their workers and will pass a law allowing citizens to start companies of their own with no limits on the number of employees or on the firm's output.

  

  Vaclav Klaus
  • Law
  • Start
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• A woman in show business isn't honest with herself... so how can she be honest with another woman? We are, all of us, acting every minute of the day and night.

  

  Ida Lupino
  • She
  • Business
  • Night

• You've got to respond to that and of course thinking through the role of a left party in the modern world, in the modern economy and society and having a policy response to that.

  

  Patricia Hewitt
  • World
  • Thinking
  • Society

• Our most intimate contact with civilizations long since dust has been through the art which has survived them.

  

  Carlisle Floyd
  • Long
  • Art
  • Through

• When Matisse died, he left me his Odalisques 'as a legacy', he proclaimed.

  

  Pablo Picasso
  • Legacy

• Ah! Five hundred years I have toiled to entice this creature, despairing, doubting, brooding by night, yet never abandoning hope that my calculations were accurate and my great talisman cogent. Then, when finally it appears, you fall upon it for no other reason than to sate your repulsive gluttony!

  

  Jack Vance
  • Great
  • Hope
  • Night

• Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records. Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

  

  Eminem
  • Records
  • Sell
  • Cuss

• …death came so easily, hardly announced, without apparent cause, often greeted with smiles.

  

  Anthony Burgess

• When you jerk off, you’re saying 'Hey, I care about me.'

  

  Andrew Dice Clay

• Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her.

  

  Lorna Luft
  • Good
  • Criticism
  • Dating

• In 1967, I found out I was losing my hearing. I went 10 years without any help. I had otosclerosis - hardening of the bone in the middle of the ear.

  

  Frankie Valli Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
  • Help

• Creatively, I thought we were still viable and could do more records. But our working relationship just wasn't happening at all, and our chemistry as people broke down because of that.

  

  Matt Cameron Pearl Jam
  • People
  • Relationship

• The stock prices of networking equipment companies like Cisco Systems and Nortel Networks sometimes seem as if they are priced for perpetual success.

  

  Alex Berenson
  • Success
  • Stock

• I keep my sisters on speed dial.

  

  Angela Kinsey

• I don't think I'm very much like anyone else, really. I'm sure there are aspects of other actors that I share, but I don't see anybody else and go, 'Damn, they stole my thing.' I'm me, and I like that there are people who have an appreciation for that.

  

  Zooey Deschanel
  • People
  • Appreciation

• After a year and six months, it's no longer me that you want. But, I love you so much it hurts. Never mistreated you once; I poured my heart out to you. Let down my guard, swear to God. I'll blow my brains in your lap, lay here and die in your arms. Drop to my knees and I'm pleading; I'm trying to stop you from leaving. You won't even listen, so...

  

  Eminem
  • God
  • Trying
  • Heart

• I do it because I love acting, I love working, and whether it's radio, television, films, theater, I don't care as long as I can get out there and do it.

  

  Joan Collins
  • Long

• The most extraordinary thing about the oyster is this. Irritations set into his shell. He does not like them. But when he cannot get ride of them, he uses the irritation to do the loveliest thing an oyster ever has a chance to do. If there are irritations in our lives today, there is only one prescription: make a pearl. It may have to be a pearl of patience, but anyhow, make a pearl. And it takes faith and I love to do it.

  

  Harry Emerson Fosdick
  • Chance
  • Shell
  • Irritations

• When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

  

  Scott Adams
  • Die
  • Choke
  • Lemon