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Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.
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I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.
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Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.
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I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.
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'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
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Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."
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Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.
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We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
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Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
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I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.
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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.
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I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.
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Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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Priority-wise, it simply makes sense to take care of yourself before you start searching for a higher meaning. You aren't much good to anyone else if you're unhealthy, a financial burden, or an emotional basket case. Fix yourself before you turn outward. It's best for everyone.
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
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The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day
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The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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For our purposes, let’s say a goal is a specific objective that you either achieve or don’t sometime in the future. A system is something you do on a regular basis that increases your odds of happiness in the long run. If you do something every day, it’s a system. If you’re waiting to achieve it someday in the future, it’s a goal.
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I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
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My investments have been hurt.
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