Scott Adams Quotes
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Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
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Home is pretty utopian.
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As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.
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Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.
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Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.
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I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.
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You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
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Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.
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Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.
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I'm primarily just an investor.
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Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching.
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The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the
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The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
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I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.
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Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.
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I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.
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Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.
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I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
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Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.
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Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.
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If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.
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He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.
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Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.