Scott Adams Quotes
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Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn't have the capacity for discerning true facts. That's why so many of us settle for scientific facts. It's the best we can do.
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I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.
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Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality ?
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The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.
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Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
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He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.
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Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of spare time? Dilbert: Exactly.
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Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.
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I should have written that down. - Dilbert
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Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.
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There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.
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I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.
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Failure is a resource that can be managed.
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I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.
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I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
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Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
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You can change only what people know, not what they do.
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If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.