Sebastian Horsley Quotes
There's a lot of noise about me that stops a lot of people from listening, but the good side is if you expose yourself like that, you're left with only good people who can see through you-you get rid of all the wankers.
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I learned a lesson that I don't ever want to be a CEO.
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Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.
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A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
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Strike the right balance between your outfit and makeup. Make a statement with one, not both.
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I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.
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Broccoli gets such a bad rap. This is perplexing to those of us who love that green, treelike, stalky vegetable.
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
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I think that art is still a site for resistance and for the telling of various stories, for validating certain subjectivities we normally overlook. I'm trying to be affective, to suggest changes, and to resist what I feel are the tyrannies of social life on a certain level.
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So I was in America and I thought I'll stick around while I'm here and just see what happens. The next film I did was High Art, so I guess it started with a sort of vague idea but really just a fantasy.
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I feel that my fans have cultivated my talent and they continue to nurture me.
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I care about Bahrain. Bahrain is very dear to me. I will not allow people to play around with our laws.
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You tax Mexico? The president of the United States is going to tax Mexico to get a wall for the United States of America? I'm pointing out the absurdity of a lot of these comments.
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We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising'.
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I'm not particularly fond of Shoah jokes, yet there is one I cannot forget: Why was Auschwitz an optimistic place? Because all the pessimists were already in New York by then.
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I've always found the rain very calming.
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If I've been indulging in rich foods, a cleanse is a wonderful way to hit the reset button.
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Where's Eminem, when is Em coming out, Em this, Em that, 50 this, 50 that... What about Obie?
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Reforming PERA will strengthen and improve Colorado's all-important long term standing with credit rating agencies.
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I could do Daniel Day-Lewis's job as well as him.
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I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
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I'd go into the woods to look for the witches, the mythical beings.
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I see theater as a simple formula. Audience plus players plus story makes the play.
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Nowadays, I could not care less about making other people like me. I'm a good person, I don't need to do that anymore.
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There's a lot of noise about me that stops a lot of people from listening, but the good side is if you expose yourself like that, you're left with only good people who can see through you-you get rid of all the wankers.
