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Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'

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• The first award that I recall having received was in the form of a scholarship when I was studying in the 5th standard. I was granted this scholarship for achieving academic excellence, and it continues to be one of the high points in my life.

  

  Pankaj Patel
  • Life
  • High
  • Excellence

• I was the first woman to win a Tony for directing, but the second woman came along five minutes later.

  

  Garry Hynes
  • Woman
  • Win
  • First

• Well it's not easy being Tiger Woods on the course. It's not easy being Tiger Woods off the course. In his defense, it's not easy being Tiger Woods.

  

  Hank Haney
  • Easy
  • Tiger
  • Woods

• That fallacy flies in the face of studies that show, every day, in every way, things are getting a little worse for America's minorities relative to the progress made by those in the top percentiles of assets and income.

  

  Harold Washington
  • America
  • Day
  • Progress

• For a scientific theory of him to be possible, man, including his habits of valuation, has to be taken as determined by causal laws, as an instance and part of nature.

  

  Hans Jonas
  • Nature
  • Man
  • Taken

• The stuff I write with Joe Lo Truglio tends to lean towards horror-comedy and horror.

  

  Ken Marino
  • Comedy

• Every body type is different - that's what makes you unique. What makes you special is you, and you are different from the next person.

  

  Janet Jackson
  • Different
  • Body
  • Unique

• I may very well move in. I just don't know. I can't sit here and know what pictures I'm going to take.

  

  Garry Winogrand
  • May
  • Moving
  • Knows

• The ultrasound that has application not only in space for a long mission or for a mission to the Moon or Mars, but also in remote areas on the Earth. Not even just - I'm not even talking about expeditions like to the Antarctic, but just a remote area, a small town somewhere. The local doctor is not going to know everything, and so if that person can link in with a diagnostic ultrasound to the hospital in New York City through the internet, then they can do a very quick diagnosis of something that's wrong with someone that's in this remote area.

  

  Leroy Chiao
  • Long
  • Earth
  • Small

• Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

  

  Andy Rooney
  • People
  • Smart
  • Dumb

• Networking is extremely masculine. It's a vulnerable thing to admit to, but even I experience feeling super insecure around certain masculine meetings. So, we put women in control. Women will make the first move on Bumble Bizz as well.

  

  Whitney Wolfe Herd
  • Women
  • Experience
  • Feeling

• You can't make jazz without using certain elements of Latin music.

  

  Ferdinand Joseph LaMothe
  • Jazz
  • Elements
  • Latin Music

• I don't look like no kiwi bird.

  

  Muhammad Ali
  • Look Like
  • Kiwi Bird

• The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians for the body and physicians for the soul, although the two cannot be separated.

  

  Plato
  • Mistake
  • Disease
  • Treatment

• Opinions scattered indiscriminately about leave the mark of egotism.

  

  William Strunk, Jr.
  • Opinion
  • Mark
  • Egotism

• Now go tell them we sold out, like we're the ones who changed.

  

  Jeremy McKinnon A Day to Remember
  • Changed

• My grandmother was a Greenpeace supporter. We've always done that sort of thing; we've always believed in helping others - it's part of our ethos.

  

  Michael Hintze
  • Always
  • Grandmother
  • Believed

• Well, it was a great childhood, and he was bigger-than-life, a wonderful guy, very intelligent, and a big influence on me, and a great supporter, too. He was always interested in what I was doing and ready to give me advice or help me and he would call me out of the blue, and I really miss him. He left us in '92, and it's still a shock to me to think that he's not around because he had so much energy, and loved life and loved people, and he was "The Rifleman." He was that and a lot more.

  

  Johnny Crawford
  • People
  • Life
  • Great

• I condition myself to believe that once the scene is done, once the movie is done, my job is done, and whatever happens after that is none of my business.

  

  Johnny Depp
  • Business
  • Job
  • Movie

• Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'

  

  Homer
  • Scene
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