Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said, 'You know I'm no good at fractions.'

Jack Roy

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• It is human nature to hate the man whom you have hurt.

  

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• I think that's what helped us: confidence, respect, the desire to work hard.

  

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• I don't know how people recognize me.

  

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• What I don't miss is living in a small town where everybody knows you, your family, and what you ate for breakfast.

  

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• With publicity comes humiliation.

  

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• With any character I have played, there's infinite possibilities for how they might behave, depending on who they are talking to or how they react to things.

  

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• One of the saddest things about publishing is how quickly it ages what it touches. The frenzy involved in getting books on shelves, and in putting the word out that they're there, moves at a speed that is not the speed of writing, let alone of reading.

  

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• I don't throw my clothes out after one wear. Shocking, I know.

  

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• If you don't vote, you don't count.

  

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• I cry at random things, like a flower, or someone giving me a present, or my sister giving me a nice hug.

  

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• What you wear onstage is a reflection of your artistry.

  

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• I'm going to say my favorite thing is to eat salads, and I'll be like the altar boy.

  

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• What I love about Tadashi is that he isn't a designer that designs only for a double-zero. He designs for double-Ds, you know? Women of all shapes and sizes can wear him.

  

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• You know why I'm running for governor? Because everything we care about is under siege from President Donald Trump and Bruce Rauner.

  

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• My marks were always bad, and I was a bad influence on other children, so they would explain to my mother that they could retain me only by being partial towards me, and so I should offer to leave the school myself. I would barely get 40-50% and was also extremely naughty.

  

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• Our influences are who we are. It's rare that anything is an absolutely pure vision; even Daniel Johnston sounds like the Beatles. And that's the problem with the bands I'm always asked about, the ones derivative of the early Seattle sound. They don't dilute their influences enough.

  

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• Self-esteem is made up primarily of two things: feeling lovable and feeling capable.

  

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• Rejection is a common occurrence. Learning that early and often will help you build up the tolerance and resistance to keep going and keep trying.

  

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• It's a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man.

  

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• When you look at Michael Jackson, there's nobody who loves him in that family, nobody. If they did, they'd tell him he didn't have to do all that in order to be famous. All he has to do is keep doing his music and be himself. Michael's been a little touched for about 20 years, but somebody needs to pull him aside and tell him they love him.

  

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• Criticism in the universities, I'll have to admit, has entered a phase where I am totally out of sympathy with 95% of what goes on. It's Stalinism without Stalin.

  

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• A mystery is a whodunit. You know what happened, but not how or who's behind it. A thriller, or a suspense, is a howdunit. You know what happened, and you usually know who did it, but you keep reading because you want to know how they pulled it off.

  

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• I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said, 'You know I'm no good at fractions.'

  

  Jack Roy
  • Good
  • She
  • Wife