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		I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
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		I love having a big family. I think it's easier, oddly, in some ways, having three children as opposed to one.
	
	  Patrick Dempsey Patrick Dempsey
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		Certainly, I devote my energy to both telling my personal life story and seeking self- obliteration. However, I will not destroy myself through art.
	
	  Yayoi Kusama Yayoi Kusama
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		The public's nerves are raw and edgy. You have to be discreet and understanding about the films you are showing.
	
	  Jack Valenti Jack Valenti
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		Peoples do not defy repression and death, nor do they remain for nights on end protesting energetically, just because of merely formal matters.
	
	  Fidel Castro Fidel Castro
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		I don't think that I ever believed that poetry would be a career. I have always thought of poems as something more private than professional... I would never introduce myself as a poet. I will always have some other thing that I am.
	
	  Dana Goodyear Dana Goodyear
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		I have, like, two and a half years of failed jokes that I know I wouldn't repeat, but I certainly have no comprehension of what definitely works. And the only gauge that I can go by is, 'This makes me laugh,' and is joyful... I like to, if possible, do things that people can enjoy and it doesn't take anybody down.
	
	  Taran Killam Taran Killam
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		Anytime rock and metal can get on mainstream TV at all, it's a good thing.
	
	  Eddie Trunk Eddie Trunk
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		We must think differently, look at things in a different way. Peace requires a world of new concepts, new definitions.
	
	  Yitzhak Rabin Yitzhak Rabin
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		Hollywood's all about, 'Let's make this easy: This is what you do, so you go over here in this group, and we're not gonna call you.'
	
	  Ted McGinley Ted McGinley
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		In the 19th century, a lot of people were against outlawing child labour, because to do so would be against the very foundations of a free market economy: 'These children want to work, these people want to employ them... what is your problem? It's not as if anyone has kidnapped them...'
	
	  Ha-Joon Chang Ha-Joon Chang
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		My mother, as a girl, had remembered this woman from Maine, someone who was part of the extended family somehow, and I recall her talking about this great, risk-taking woman. There are the most amazing, heroic stories in everybody's lives.
	
	  Patricia MacLachlan Patricia MacLachlan
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		Earth's dispossessed are vulnerable targets for extremists: those who teach that global justice is meaningless; that satisfaction can come only in violence, division, and intellectual isolation.
	
	  Abdullah II of Jordan Abdullah II of Jordan