Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.

Jack Roy

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• One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Home
  • She
  • Night