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Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doin' 80?!'
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You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
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about couples fighting non-stop
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I was being chased by a giant crab. Audience laughs That's not funny.
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'Honey, honey. Why don't you put the fucking DVDs in order? So I can find Uncle Buck the second I wanna watch it? This shit's all scrambled up because you're a fucking retard. Why don't you put these in order? In order! Now fight me for three days, because I'm bored!'
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'Boom! That's the house, right there, Robert. That's house I'm doing a B&E (breaking and entering).' He looked to me and he said: shakes head and makes hissing noise through nose. Moment of silence. 'I don't know what that means, but I'm doing it.'