Will Ferrell Quotes
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I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!
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What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?
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I don't know about living on an automatic pilot, but I've had times where I've decided to just test myself and my mettle, and for no good reason other than it's what life is. Even before I was acting, I had, like, one day in high school I decided to just show them my pajamas, just for no good reason.
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I don't even consider myself an impressionist, really.
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I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had a real sense of myself. Will Ferrell
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know
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Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life
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Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?
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We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?
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I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.
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Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
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There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.
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I would love to work with Bill Murray. I've always been such a big fan. I think he's obviously a great comedic actor but a really interesting actor.
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I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.
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I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
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Personal philosophy: Clothing optional
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If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
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Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.
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No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato
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A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.
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I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight.
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It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.
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I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!