Will Ferrell Quotes
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I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!
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What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?
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I don't know about living on an automatic pilot, but I've had times where I've decided to just test myself and my mettle, and for no good reason other than it's what life is. Even before I was acting, I had, like, one day in high school I decided to just show them my pajamas, just for no good reason.
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I don't even consider myself an impressionist, really.
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I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know
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I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had a real sense of myself. Will Ferrell
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I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
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Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?
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We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?
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I would love to work with Bill Murray. I've always been such a big fan. I think he's obviously a great comedic actor but a really interesting actor.
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Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life
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Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.
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There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.
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Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
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I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.
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Personal philosophy: Clothing optional
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No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.
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A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.
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If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
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Why not work with your friends? It's working with people you know, and you share the same sensibility.
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato
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It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.
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Anyone can memorize facts and figures. The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it. Let your curiosity lead you.