Norm MacDonald Quotes
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For a deeper interest in the Moon than I ever felt before.
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I have no interest in writing, directing or producing.
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I'm no actor, and I've got 64 pictures to prove it.
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The reason I call my book 'Irreverent' is because there were a lot of pictures that were very irreverent. Maybe I could call my book 'Forgiving' because maybe I made a lot of errors, too.
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Something stopped me in school a little bit. Anything that I'm not interested in, I can't even feign interest.
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I have no interest in directing. I've no talent for it.
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If I had high-ticker 10 percent financing, which would probably be the market rate, I would have to dump stuff. The interest payments would be killing me.
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I love watching old sitcoms. It's very inspiring to watch 'Mary Tyler Moore' and 'Golden Girls.' I have watched them over and over again for years.
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I make pictures to tell a story, to tell lies, and to amuse.
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The pictures I make come from every blink of my lashes.
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The rate of interest acts as a link between income-value and capital-value.
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I don't have anything Olympic in our house - no pictures, none of that stuff. Consciously I do that. With 10 children, I don't want to hold that over their heads.
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I believed the people had a true instinct in most matters of government when left alone. That they were not swayed, as specially favoured individuals were, by personal interest, but rather by a sense of what best served the common good. That they recognized the truth when it was put before them, and that a leader can guide so long as he kept to the right lines. I did not think it was a mark of leadership to try to make the people do what one wanted them to do.
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I am in a slight difficulty because I find myself in a minute minority there, in that this Sputnik didn't either interest me or frighten me, but that's because I don't, you see, believe that the circumstances of life are the important thing.
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Hard news really is hard. It sticks not in the craw but in the mind. It has an almost physical effect, causing fear, interest, laughter or shock.
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A person will not buy from you until he is convinced that you are a friend and are acting in his best interest. You must make this clear.
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Structure your presentation so that you appeal to the different interests of the different decision-makers involved.
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There aren't many male stars - that's a loose term - like Kirk [Douglas] around. Most of those virile personalities have to keep working, continue the image because they can't do anything else. They don't even read. Their real identity is in making those pictures. They have to keep jumping on horses and hitting somebody on the head with a gun.
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All truths, not merely ideas, but truthful faces, truthful pictures or songs, are highly beautiful.
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Ever since I began to compose, I have remained true to my starting principle: not to write a page because no matter what public, or what pretty girl wanted it to be thus or thus; but to write solely as I myself thought best, and as it gave me pleasure.
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Great is the faith of the flush of knowledge and of the investigation of the depths of qualities and things.
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I've never had a problem with the way I look. I'd rather go for lunch with my friends than go to a gym.
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Politics is like sausage being made. It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where we need to be.
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I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.