Mike Tyson Quotes
Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.
Quotes to Explore
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I believe politicians should always remain realistic.
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There are many reluctant young readers who haven't yet found books that make them laugh.
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I believe that Clinton is the most wicked and vile President that this nation has ever had.
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I believe in eating what I like and sweating it out in the gym.
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When I said I was going to audition for a film, I got a hearty laugh from all my family.
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I didn't go to church, I didn't go to synagogue; I went to temple, Hindu temple, where I prayed to my Hindu gods - whether or not I believe in it is another story.
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Don't take yourself too seriously. Know when to laugh at yourself, and find a way to laugh at obstacles that inevitably present themselves.
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I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.
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I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.
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I love my iPhone - I've actually gotten into games, and I find them really relaxing. Don't laugh at me, but I have 'Sally's Spa' - fantastic; 'Penguin Catapult' - it's great; and 'Word Solitaire' is my new favorite.
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As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.
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You must learn to take life less seriously and to laugh.
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I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.
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'The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a great family show to watch if you want to laugh and unwind.
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I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.
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I believe a true Hindu in India could never have endorsed the killing of the Mahatma.
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Only really good comedies and really good horror movies get a verbal response out of the audience. People will scream. People will laugh.
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I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
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I believe that we're only as strong as our neighbor is, and the idea that, I'm my brother's keeper works for me.
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When you start to crack open, don't waste a moment gathering your old self up into something like you knew before. Let your new self splash like sunlight into every dark place and laugh and cry and make sounds you never made & thank all that is holy for the gift.
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You know, you grow up with the image of John Travolta being super cool - 'Saturday Night Fever,' Brian De Palma, handsome young god... he, in reality, is a very silly man. And I mean that in a good way. He'll walk around the set talking in little weird voices, making people laugh.
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It's the best deal of, of this whole thing is it turns out I've got this nice home office. And at the end of the day, yeah, I can come home, even if I've got more work to do, I can have dinner with them. I can help them with their homework. I can tuck them in. If I've gotta go back to the office, I can.
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When I lived in rural Oxfordshire, I was walking home across a field when I stroked a cow. The damn thing butted me in the orchestras.
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Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.
