Ogden Nash Quotes
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There may be an evolutionary advantage for schizophrenia genes during famine.
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One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.
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You don't have to fear defeat if you believe it may reveal powers that you didn't know you possessed.
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I wish I had the billions of dollars that George Soros has that he has used to fund Democratic causes in the past.
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The laws of God, the laws of man he may keep that will and can; not I: let God and man decree laws for themselves and not for me.
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If even dying is to be made a social function, then, grant me the favor of sneaking out on tiptoe without disturbing the party.
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Writing about a person whose struggle you wish you could solve is an act of compassion and also, frankly, opportunism.
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When a nation goes down, or a society perishes, one condition may always be found; they forgot where they came from. They lost sight of what had brought them along.
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So I am, in fact, very optimistic about the future of my federal party.
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I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.
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If we had a party every time someone died on 'The Following,' we'd never get anything done.
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I'm sure that was the right step, even though, formally speaking, it may seem disadvantageous for a president to resign. But, looking into what is happening today and what is going to happen in the future, I think history will show I made the right decision.
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I agree that the two-party system stomps on any kind of competition. A great first step is to open the presidential debates to all qualified candidates, including the Libertarians. If that happens, the Libertarian party will experience unprecedented growth.
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If there is any country on earth where the course of true love may be expected to run smooth, it is America.
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Allow the president to invade a neighboring nation whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion,and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such purpose - and you allow him to make war at pleasure.
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Companies are always being bought and sold. The markets are always moving; you have to be on top of your position. And in the U.S., the market is never closed for more than three days. The only time the market was ever closed was 9/11. I think it may have been closed the whole week.
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The greatest obstacle to being heroic is the doubt whether one may not be going to prove one's self a fool; the truest heroism is to resist the doubt; and the profoundest wisdom, to know when it ought to be resisted, and when it be obeyed.
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And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the president's spouse. I wish him well!
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Cities may now bulldoze private citizens' homes, farms and small businesses to make way for shopping malls or other developments.
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The universe is completely balanced and in perfect order. You will always be compensated for everything that you do.
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The lonely one offers his hand too quickly to whomever he encounters.
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I'm not terribly athletic. And... there's a lot of things I'm not good at. And if it makes anybody feel better, I was really a pretty bad math student growing up.
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May I join you in the doghouse, Rover?I wish to retire till the party's over.
