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There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.
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Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.
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Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
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A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
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And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.