Mitch Hedberg Quotes
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I describe a soulmate as a 'soul-nurturing mate' - someone who nurtures your soul - thereby promoting insight and growth.
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When I was travelling in Rajasthan people were waving hands, and it felt like I was visiting my own constituency.
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Hands down, the biggest thrill is to get a letter from a kid saying, I loved your book. Will you write me another one?
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Putting on someone else's clothes is like putting on a mask.
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I have a sewing machine that I adore, and I spend a lot of time sitting in front of it when I'm not working. And any excuse to paint or draw or do something artistic with my hands really gets me going. Definitely aspiring.
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The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyone was saying, You're so Southern California. It was a surprise to me.
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I have to remember for every kid saying something awful, there's a kid saying something great.
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Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.
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I'm not saying that Sam J. Jones was Flash Gordon - there's no such thing. No actor can be the person, that's a bunch of crap. People pay to see an actor be himself, whether he plays Hamlet or whatever.
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The director took my face in his hands and asked me to show him my teeth, as with a horse. This happened on a Wednesday, and by the following Monday I was shooting.
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I can put tweets on a map to show who is saying what where, which could be used for marketing or social research.
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I think I made essential a mistake in staying in movies, because I - but it's a mistake I can't regret, because it's like saying, 'I shouldn't have stayed married to that woman, but I did because I love her.'
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I believe wealth should be in the hands of those who know how to create more wealth.
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Someone once told me be interested, not interesting - that really clicked for me.
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I understand entertaining. You want people to walk out saying, 'I spent a night with interesting people.'
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Even when things are at their worst, there's a little voice in your head saying, 'Good story!'
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I say accessorize, accessorize, accessorize. If you don't accessorize, someone else will.
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If someone believes they are limited by their gender, race or background, they will become more limited.
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It takes two hands to clap! I cannot be solely blamed for what happened in my relationships! If things soured, it happened because of both parties. Not just me!
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You cannot make an aircraft without forged components.
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The philosophical conservative is someone willing to pay the price of other people s suffering for his principles.
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Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. You taught me the game and you taught me how to play it right.
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I read a great number of press reports and find comfort in the fact that they are nearly always conflicting.
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When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
