Mitch Hedberg Quotes
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I describe a soulmate as a 'soul-nurturing mate' - someone who nurtures your soul - thereby promoting insight and growth.
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When I was travelling in Rajasthan people were waving hands, and it felt like I was visiting my own constituency.
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Hands down, the biggest thrill is to get a letter from a kid saying, I loved your book. Will you write me another one?
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Putting on someone else's clothes is like putting on a mask.
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I have a sewing machine that I adore, and I spend a lot of time sitting in front of it when I'm not working. And any excuse to paint or draw or do something artistic with my hands really gets me going. Definitely aspiring.
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The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyone was saying, You're so Southern California. It was a surprise to me.
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I have to remember for every kid saying something awful, there's a kid saying something great.
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Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.
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I'm not saying that Sam J. Jones was Flash Gordon - there's no such thing. No actor can be the person, that's a bunch of crap. People pay to see an actor be himself, whether he plays Hamlet or whatever.
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The director took my face in his hands and asked me to show him my teeth, as with a horse. This happened on a Wednesday, and by the following Monday I was shooting.
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I can put tweets on a map to show who is saying what where, which could be used for marketing or social research.
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I think I made essential a mistake in staying in movies, because I - but it's a mistake I can't regret, because it's like saying, 'I shouldn't have stayed married to that woman, but I did because I love her.'
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I believe wealth should be in the hands of those who know how to create more wealth.
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Someone once told me be interested, not interesting - that really clicked for me.
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I understand entertaining. You want people to walk out saying, 'I spent a night with interesting people.'
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Even when things are at their worst, there's a little voice in your head saying, 'Good story!'
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I say accessorize, accessorize, accessorize. If you don't accessorize, someone else will.
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If someone believes they are limited by their gender, race or background, they will become more limited.
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I don't like Communism because it hands out wealth through rationing books.
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We're gonna be in a world of hurt if we don't get it fixed, because there's going to be billions of people out there - they're hungry, they're mad. One thing that they can get their hands on is guns.
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People gotta wash dey hands a cuppa times a day!
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We have to be concerned about the gun killing that people who are Americans, who are Irish, and who are English, who are all around the country.
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I have worked really hard to defy categorization, to break down a taxonomy whenever it comes my way.
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When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
