Mitch Hedberg Quotes
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I describe a soulmate as a 'soul-nurturing mate' - someone who nurtures your soul - thereby promoting insight and growth.
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Hands down, the biggest thrill is to get a letter from a kid saying, I loved your book. Will you write me another one?
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Putting on someone else's clothes is like putting on a mask.
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I have a sewing machine that I adore, and I spend a lot of time sitting in front of it when I'm not working. And any excuse to paint or draw or do something artistic with my hands really gets me going. Definitely aspiring.
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The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyone was saying, You're so Southern California. It was a surprise to me.
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I have to remember for every kid saying something awful, there's a kid saying something great.
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Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.
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I'm not saying that Sam J. Jones was Flash Gordon - there's no such thing. No actor can be the person, that's a bunch of crap. People pay to see an actor be himself, whether he plays Hamlet or whatever.
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The director took my face in his hands and asked me to show him my teeth, as with a horse. This happened on a Wednesday, and by the following Monday I was shooting.
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I can put tweets on a map to show who is saying what where, which could be used for marketing or social research.
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I think I made essential a mistake in staying in movies, because I - but it's a mistake I can't regret, because it's like saying, 'I shouldn't have stayed married to that woman, but I did because I love her.'
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I believe wealth should be in the hands of those who know how to create more wealth.
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Someone once told me be interested, not interesting - that really clicked for me.
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I understand entertaining. You want people to walk out saying, 'I spent a night with interesting people.'
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Even when things are at their worst, there's a little voice in your head saying, 'Good story!'
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I say accessorize, accessorize, accessorize. If you don't accessorize, someone else will.
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If someone believes they are limited by their gender, race or background, they will become more limited.
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The power to shape Oregon's future remains where it has always been - in our collective hands.
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I feel good, actually. But I needed to start looking after my body a bit more. I’ve started to get a bit of arthritis in my hands. I’ve got to be fit. I’ve taken a lot of inspiration from the way that Bruce has fought his way back to health. He’s a strong man, Bruce.
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I began going to juvenile prisons. And some of these kids face some very, very tough lives. How do they handle these lives? Do they even know that if their life is bad, that they're still OK? Do they know that? Do they know that someone is thinking the same way that they're thinking?
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I like to dress up every day, so I think fashion is an everyday process.
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The physical part of comedy is as hard as a lot of action movies. It scares me, but in a way that I like.
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One shouldn't gamble with what is irreplaceable and precious.
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When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
