Mitch Hedberg Quotes
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
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The thing about inspiration is that it takes your mind off everything else.
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The main concern of the study is with the outline of a theoretical system. Its minor variations from writer to writer are not a matter of concern to this analysis.
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Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life.
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He greatly valued his possessions, chiefly because they were his, and derived genuine pleasure from contemplating a painting, a statuette, a rare lace curtain - no matter what - after he had bought it and placed it among his household gods.
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Mike Campbell and Don Henley and I wrote 'The Heart of the Matter,' which was a huge hit for Don.
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I'd love to do a comedy; that's the one thing I haven't done yet that I really, really want to do.
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It seems no matter what you say and how politically correctly and carefully you say it, you offend someone. Or at least I always do.
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You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
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In tennis it's easy to get greedy - and one Grand Slam doesn't feel enough any more.
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It's more a tennis problem than a mental problem. The transition is difficult. It depends how much time you have. Playing on grass can sometimes be a bit of a lottery.
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The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.
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Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
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Perfect objectivity is always impossible, no matter who writes a person's biography.
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He to whom the present is the only thing that is present, knows nothing of the age in which he lives.
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If you offer athletes stipends, then you're into pay-for-play, and that's the ballgame. People should realize that, and they should realize that amateurism never has been a sustainable model for a sports-entertainment industry. It wasn't in tennis. It wasn't in the Olympics. And it's not in big-time college sports.
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Have I ever pretended to be something? I think back in college I think I might have told a girl that I was a professional tennis player once. And then, of course, she had never heard of me so I had to dig deeper. 'I'm just sort of on the playing satellites. You know, I'm kind of working my way up. I'm not ranked in the top 100 or anything.'
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I lived in Hollywood long enough to learn to play tennis and become a star, but I never felt it was my home. I was never looking for a home, as a matter of fact.
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I once played amateur tournament tennis six months without double-faulting.
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To me not one thing is better than anything else, I'm completely proud of everything I've written and recorded.
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If the professors of English will complain to me that the students who come to the universities, after all those years of study, still cannot spell 'friend,' I say to them that something's the matter with the way you spell friend.
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Most distracting of all, though, was not the threat of danger but the allure of beauty.
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People always say I'm a legend, but I'm not. Not until I've defended my Olympic titles. That's when I've decided I'll be a legend.
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I listened to the students on campus in Plymouth, worried about their steadily deepening debts and how on earth they would ever escape them.
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
