Mitch Hedberg Quotes
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
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The thing about inspiration is that it takes your mind off everything else.
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The main concern of the study is with the outline of a theoretical system. Its minor variations from writer to writer are not a matter of concern to this analysis.
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Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life.
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He greatly valued his possessions, chiefly because they were his, and derived genuine pleasure from contemplating a painting, a statuette, a rare lace curtain - no matter what - after he had bought it and placed it among his household gods.
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Mike Campbell and Don Henley and I wrote 'The Heart of the Matter,' which was a huge hit for Don.
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I'd love to do a comedy; that's the one thing I haven't done yet that I really, really want to do.
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It seems no matter what you say and how politically correctly and carefully you say it, you offend someone. Or at least I always do.
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You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
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In tennis it's easy to get greedy - and one Grand Slam doesn't feel enough any more.
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The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.
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Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
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Perfect objectivity is always impossible, no matter who writes a person's biography.
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He to whom the present is the only thing that is present, knows nothing of the age in which he lives.
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If you offer athletes stipends, then you're into pay-for-play, and that's the ballgame. People should realize that, and they should realize that amateurism never has been a sustainable model for a sports-entertainment industry. It wasn't in tennis. It wasn't in the Olympics. And it's not in big-time college sports.
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I lived in Hollywood long enough to learn to play tennis and become a star, but I never felt it was my home. I was never looking for a home, as a matter of fact.
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If you are happy in your private life, and - that will affect your tennis, and that will help you, actually.
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I have always been very dedicated to tennis, and it's true that I made some compromises in my life. For example, I never went out to parties when I was younger, and I spent less time with friends.
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I played tennis and softball, and we had horses, growing up.
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I absolutely loved Jerome Robbins. We were all so lucky to be in the same room with this man.
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In San Francisco, the majority of the restaurants are ingredient-driven. In New York, that is true as well, but there's also a greater focus on technique.
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I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
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If you want to hire great people and have them stay, you have to be run by ideas, not hierarchy. The best ideas have to win.
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My highest point was the first thing I won, a short story competition in a women's magazine in the Eighties. It was the first time I'd had my writing validated, and the first thing I'd ever shown anyone else.
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
