Mitch Hedberg Quotes

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

Mitch Hedberg

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• I'd love to do a comedy; that's the one thing I haven't done yet that I really, really want to do.

  

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• If you offer athletes stipends, then you're into pay-for-play, and that's the ballgame. People should realize that, and they should realize that amateurism never has been a sustainable model for a sports-entertainment industry. It wasn't in tennis. It wasn't in the Olympics. And it's not in big-time college sports.

  

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• Have I ever pretended to be something? I think back in college I think I might have told a girl that I was a professional tennis player once. And then, of course, she had never heard of me so I had to dig deeper. 'I'm just sort of on the playing satellites. You know, I'm kind of working my way up. I'm not ranked in the top 100 or anything.'

  

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• I lived in Hollywood long enough to learn to play tennis and become a star, but I never felt it was my home. I was never looking for a home, as a matter of fact.

  

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• While it is important to win, it’s even more important to remain undefeated no matter what happens.

  

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• The pitch count situatio-it doesn't matter if you throw 120 or 80, whatever. It's the quality of pitches that you throw.

  

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• The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

  

  Mitch Hedberg
  • Matter
  • Tennis
  • Thing