Mitch Hedberg Quotes
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
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The thing about inspiration is that it takes your mind off everything else.
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The main concern of the study is with the outline of a theoretical system. Its minor variations from writer to writer are not a matter of concern to this analysis.
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Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life.
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He greatly valued his possessions, chiefly because they were his, and derived genuine pleasure from contemplating a painting, a statuette, a rare lace curtain - no matter what - after he had bought it and placed it among his household gods.
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Mike Campbell and Don Henley and I wrote 'The Heart of the Matter,' which was a huge hit for Don.
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I'd love to do a comedy; that's the one thing I haven't done yet that I really, really want to do.
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It seems no matter what you say and how politically correctly and carefully you say it, you offend someone. Or at least I always do.
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You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
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In tennis it's easy to get greedy - and one Grand Slam doesn't feel enough any more.
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It's more a tennis problem than a mental problem. The transition is difficult. It depends how much time you have. Playing on grass can sometimes be a bit of a lottery.
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The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.
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Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
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To win a gold medal at Olympic Games has long been my dream ever since I started my career as a table tennis player.
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Perfect objectivity is always impossible, no matter who writes a person's biography.
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He to whom the present is the only thing that is present, knows nothing of the age in which he lives.
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If you offer athletes stipends, then you're into pay-for-play, and that's the ballgame. People should realize that, and they should realize that amateurism never has been a sustainable model for a sports-entertainment industry. It wasn't in tennis. It wasn't in the Olympics. And it's not in big-time college sports.
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Have I ever pretended to be something? I think back in college I think I might have told a girl that I was a professional tennis player once. And then, of course, she had never heard of me so I had to dig deeper. 'I'm just sort of on the playing satellites. You know, I'm kind of working my way up. I'm not ranked in the top 100 or anything.'
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I lived in Hollywood long enough to learn to play tennis and become a star, but I never felt it was my home. I was never looking for a home, as a matter of fact.
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I once played amateur tournament tennis six months without double-faulting.
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A satirist is a man whose flesh creeps so at the ugly and the savage and the incongruous aspects of society that he has to express them as brutally and nakedly as possible in order to get relief.
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[Yorgos Lanthimos] is really a master I feel, I really do.
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I am 90. I can work day or night. I'm the same guy, but the polls show the effect of age. That's the issue.
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
