Mitch Hedberg Quotes
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Turning 18 is a big deal.
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It's very disincentivizing to have others take care of your needs.
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I got married quite early. And then I had a son. I had a family. And this may be hard to believe, but I am a complete family kinda girl.
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I don't think it's possible to touch people's imagination today by aesthetic means.
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I do not watch horror films. At all. I am not a horror film girl; I don't have the stomach for it. I've seen a few in my lifetime, like 'The Shining' or 'Carrie,' but I can't sleep for, like, a week after I see something like that.
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As a writer and a mom, I wish I could split into two or three different people so I could be with my kids all day, write all day, and go out and do the interviews all day. Multiplicity woman!
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I believe that if you have revolutionary potential, you must make the world a better place and use it.
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I come into the peace of wild things who do not tax their lives with forethought of grief... For a time I rest in the grace of the world, and am free.
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If you really want to torture me, sit me in a room strapped to a chair and put Mariah Carey's records on.
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Singing is my passion, my first love and the secret of my energy. Music to me is like finding my inner self, my soul. It gives me a great joy to see audiences enjoying with me. I have given my heart to singing. When I sing, I can feel romance in everything around me.
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I don't have children that I've lost in a bitter custody dispute. But I see an enormous wound in kids due to a lack of their dads.
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Conflict is the pursuit of truth.
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I have to go through auditions, and my surname has got me into rooms, but I'll never know if it gets me any jobs. There's a lot of sexism and objectification, and a lot of people put you down.
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Contemplate the marvel that is existence, and rejoice that you are able to do so.
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Ten years after NAFTA, Mexico's leading export to America is still — Mexicans. America is becoming Mexamerica.
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Choose your parents wisely.
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The decision-making process was very difficult: is this how I want my career to start, with playing Jodie Dallas on this show?
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Doing improv really got me started in my whole career.
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Tribes will be defined by social enclaves on the internet, rather than by geography or kinship, but the world will be more fragmented and less tolerant, since ones real-world surroundings will not have the homogeneity of ones online clan.
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There is no such thing as sleep deprivation, there is only caffeine deficiency.
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I have a love affair with tomatoes and corn. I remember them from my childhood. I only had them in the summer. They were extraordinary.
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And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!
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I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
