Tom Lehrer Quotes
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Any manager can do well in an expanding market.
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It is by a wise economy of nature that those who suffer without change, and whom no one can help, become uninteresting. Yet so it may happen that those who need sympathy the most often attract it the least.
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Portland, Oregon won't build a mile of road without a mile of bike path. You can commute there, even with that weather, all the time.
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What we know for sure from our work and from others' is that mice have a life span of 1,000 days, dogs have 5,000 days, and we humans have 29,000 days. Recognizing that the duration is limited, and aging is inevitable, focus the attention on enhancing the quality of the days you have.
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Literature is one of the most interesting and significant expressions of humanity.
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There's no greater feeling in the world than when you can put a smile on somebody's face just by walking into a room. It's unbelievable. And if I have that power, who am I to waste it, you know?
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A culture produces ideas which are being explored, which of interest to that culture at that moment. And I think one of the things a writer can do is to take those ideas and go a bit further with them.
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I was always quite good with accents - I always had quite a good ear - so from the age of about 13, I used to do a lot of voiceover and dubbing for foreign films.
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It was that which gave promise that in due time the weights should be lifted from the shoulders of all men, and that all should have an equal chance. This is the sentiment embodied in that Declaration of Independence.
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I'm vain enough to think that I've made a successful life. I've had everything I've ever wanted. You can't beat that.
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Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd are really amazing, lovely people and really great comedic actors.
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I am not the kind of director who sits in a chair smoking a cigar talking with a microphone to 10 assistants. I need to move. To touch. To put a painting on a wall. To arrange a set.
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All those who are around me are the bridge to my success, so they are all important.
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I never wanted to be one of those actors with a political agenda.
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The moral is that a career can be gone in an instant. And all you have in this world are the people you love.
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I never thought of myself doing period. When you're in your acting classes, and you think about the kind of roles you want to play, it's always 'modern relationship drama'-type things.
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The career of a sage is of two kinds: He is either honored by all in the world, Like a flower waving its head, Or else he disappears into the silent forest.
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It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.
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On the one hand, I'm grateful to be hired and thrilled to be paid.
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People look at me like I'm on my way out of the game. I'm just getting started.
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English people are always surprised I'm English.
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Quite often, people who build big businesses don't believe anyone else can run them, and you end up with an old rascal in their 70s and no one to take them on. I could name several - and I won't - who put themselves in that invidious position.
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I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.
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People would go anywhere to see a famous person in the flesh, no matter what they do.
