Karl Pilkington Quotes
To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?

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The reason for not getting married was that I just didn't have a partner to get married to. Climbing mountains was more attractive to me than marriage, or other fun things like that.
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We all sit in front of our mics and our scripts lay on music stands. Then the silliness begins!
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I don't hurt or want for visibility, but people seem to forget pretty easily.
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China has the best opportunities. A domestic market with 1.3bn people will help create more Fortune 500 retailers.
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The evidence of a Jewish civilization going back more than two millennia is overwhelmingly borne out in the archaeology of the region. The heritage of the Jews in Palestine is documented.
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When I was right out of college, I felt competitive with some of the guys in my class over career stuff.
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I have seven children by six different mothers. Maybe success was too good to me.
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However, I am willing to hear what you can produce from Scripture in favor of any kind of slavery.
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I feel like I flunked at adolescence really badly. I found it really difficult.
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Contrary to rumor, sometimes I can be quite a laugh.
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I've been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.
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My MELD score was pretty high. And the worse you get on that scale, the sooner you get a transplant. It's based on how sick you are. And believe me, I was pretty sick.
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It's like why people read scary books or go see scary movies. Because it creates a distance. They're scared, but they're not going to get hurt.
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I wish I had had a great disappointment, a real one.
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If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
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Life can be a bore if you're constantly walking sidewalks instead of a tightrope once in a while.
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'The Simpsons' money got bigger and bigger. When I left 'The Simpsons', no one thought that this thing was going to still be around. It's the cumulative effect. It's like, 'Oh my God, 25 years later, and it's still coming in.'
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There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave.
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Time trialing is one of those things that you've got to train for... Being a new rider, it's still really hard for me to know what's the most efficient gear for me to be in. The road race is probably more exciting, in my opinion, because it's a lot faster pace, and people are constantly attacking.
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I wrote songs all my life, where anyone wanted to hear them or not.
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I have stayed in south India all my life. English comes more naturally to me than Hindi.
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I don't believe we are supposed to go through life defeated and not having enough money to pay our bills or send our kids to college.
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I'm not really a fan of Valentine's Day. I think it can be romantic doing nothing on Valentine's Day. It's more romantic than being given a big bunch of flowers that everyone else is doing.
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To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?