Karl Pilkington Quotes
To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?
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The reason for not getting married was that I just didn't have a partner to get married to. Climbing mountains was more attractive to me than marriage, or other fun things like that.
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We all sit in front of our mics and our scripts lay on music stands. Then the silliness begins!
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I don't hurt or want for visibility, but people seem to forget pretty easily.
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China has the best opportunities. A domestic market with 1.3bn people will help create more Fortune 500 retailers.
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The evidence of a Jewish civilization going back more than two millennia is overwhelmingly borne out in the archaeology of the region. The heritage of the Jews in Palestine is documented.
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When I was right out of college, I felt competitive with some of the guys in my class over career stuff.
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I have seven children by six different mothers. Maybe success was too good to me.
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However, I am willing to hear what you can produce from Scripture in favor of any kind of slavery.
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I feel like I flunked at adolescence really badly. I found it really difficult.
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Contrary to rumor, sometimes I can be quite a laugh.
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I've been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.
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My MELD score was pretty high. And the worse you get on that scale, the sooner you get a transplant. It's based on how sick you are. And believe me, I was pretty sick.
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It's like why people read scary books or go see scary movies. Because it creates a distance. They're scared, but they're not going to get hurt.
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I wish I had had a great disappointment, a real one.
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If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
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Life can be a bore if you're constantly walking sidewalks instead of a tightrope once in a while.
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I think every girl's dream is to find a bad boy at the right time, when he wants to not be bad anymore.
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'The Simpsons' money got bigger and bigger. When I left 'The Simpsons', no one thought that this thing was going to still be around. It's the cumulative effect. It's like, 'Oh my God, 25 years later, and it's still coming in.'
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There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave.
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But I would much prefer students going to college to learn and be prepared for the rigors of the new economic order, rather than dumping fees on them to subsidize football programs that, far from enhancing the academic mission instead make a mockery of it.
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(Allegedly) Why are we talking about this in the White House? History will not judge this kindly.
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We fall in love more deeply when we're unhappy.
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There are having flowers in Spring, breezes in Summer, moon in Autumn, snows in Winter. If there is nothing worrying over you, it will be the best seasons at all times.
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To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?
