Aviv Alush Quotes
I've never seen a movie in Hebrew about Jesus. I have three kids, I don't have enough time to watch TV.
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My wife asked me if I ever thought I would ever retire from stand-up. And I thought about it, and I was like, 'No, because it's my job; it's what I do, and I enjoy it.' It's still the most challenging thing for me to do.
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I always tell people I went to the Harvard School of Comedy in front of America.
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I don't wanna sound pretentious talking about myself.
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Maurice was a silly man. Maurice liked being silly.
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It has been a motto of mine my whole life - just be yourself.
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My first priority is trying to protect my family.
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Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
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The demographic of young people... in each hand is a phone, more powerful than a computer. It's a doorway to the digital nation, to education.
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I'm not surprised by hardly anything anymore.
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I am not helpless. Any timid minister will not go forward... I have come here to strive hard for the sake of the country, to work for the country. If anybody thinks that decision making process in the oil sector will be prevented, they are totally wrong.
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I failed chemistry. I almost failed algebra.
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I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there.
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I associate the truest spirit of Christmas with certain years when I had to spend it at my parents' house as an adult who had, presumably, escaped.
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There is a kind of mysticism to writing.
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I understand people have preconceived notions of who I am or what I do. But I do find it a bit bizarre that people find it bizarre that I've grown up.
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The Weizmann Institute showed me respect and didn't require many administrative tasks, so I was quite independent. I did what I wanted.
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If someone doubts our right to exist - be it on the hills of Umm al-Fahem or in Munich's beer halls, in Gaza's crowded streets or in the thick woods of Babi Yar - it's their problem. Proud states do not break into wails and crawl under the carpet when they discover someone doesn't love them.
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When I was around nine, my parents took me to my first live event, which was a WWE show with Ultimate Warrior. From then on, I loved it.
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I dated all the wrong men. I thought I could feel appreciated in my body through guys.
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Television shows are not like cars or operating systems, and they are not best made by engineers or coders in the same assembly line manner as consumer products which need to be of uniform size, shape, and quality.
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Stronger productivity growth would tend to raise the average level of interest rates and, therefore, would provide the Federal Reserve with greater scope to ease monetary policy in the event of a recession.
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Thank heaven, though, one of the few mistakes I haven't made is to talk about the unwritten book.
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For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
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I've never seen a movie in Hebrew about Jesus. I have three kids, I don't have enough time to watch TV.
