Aviv Alush Quotes
I've never seen a movie in Hebrew about Jesus. I have three kids, I don't have enough time to watch TV.
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My wife asked me if I ever thought I would ever retire from stand-up. And I thought about it, and I was like, 'No, because it's my job; it's what I do, and I enjoy it.' It's still the most challenging thing for me to do.
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I always tell people I went to the Harvard School of Comedy in front of America.
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All of us are trying to achieve 100 percent in our work. That's all we struggle to do. We never do, but we never stop trying until the day we die. It's that struggle to achieve 100 percent, that's where our performance lies, that's what the audience gets. They get the struggle.
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I don't wanna sound pretentious talking about myself.
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Maurice was a silly man. Maurice liked being silly.
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It has been a motto of mine my whole life - just be yourself.
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My first priority is trying to protect my family.
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Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
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The demographic of young people... in each hand is a phone, more powerful than a computer. It's a doorway to the digital nation, to education.
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I'm not surprised by hardly anything anymore.
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I am not helpless. Any timid minister will not go forward... I have come here to strive hard for the sake of the country, to work for the country. If anybody thinks that decision making process in the oil sector will be prevented, they are totally wrong.
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I failed chemistry. I almost failed algebra.
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I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there.
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I associate the truest spirit of Christmas with certain years when I had to spend it at my parents' house as an adult who had, presumably, escaped.
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I started doing stand-up in college.
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There is a kind of mysticism to writing.
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I understand people have preconceived notions of who I am or what I do. But I do find it a bit bizarre that people find it bizarre that I've grown up.
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The Weizmann Institute showed me respect and didn't require many administrative tasks, so I was quite independent. I did what I wanted.
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I work with directors who haven't had the experience of being on sets as much as I have. I feel like, in a way, if it's an independent movie, I can teach the crew to kind of relax, or create a vibe. It really is about a vibe.
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'Macbeth' is one of the best operas ever, and doing it was a great experience. I added some things to the opera based from my experience on the movie - such as some of the special effects and bits of film - to make it new and interesting. It was a very good work and a very good experience.
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All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particularly of young people: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism, for the record, it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.
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To make harmonics scream, I first dump my Floyd Rose real quick, hit a harmonic with my left hand while the string is still flapping, and then use the bar to pull it up to the pitch I wanna hit.
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I still bother with runners I call hamburgers. They're never going to run any record times. But they can fulfill their own potential.
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I've never seen a movie in Hebrew about Jesus. I have three kids, I don't have enough time to watch TV.
