Carrot Top Quotes
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'
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The Sundance Institute has been vital to the film communities of Latin America.
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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The Bible is very clear about one thing: Using politics to create fairness is a sin.
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Starting in business is like getting married... there is really no good time and no bad time. The time is now.
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If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.
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I'd like to think you don't stop being creative once you get happy. My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.
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I didn't feel like I was meant to be a nurse or a secretary.
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In the finance world, we used to spend all of our time looking backwards, reporting on what happened. Can I book it? What are the numbers? Now it's about looking into the future. It's about planning and integration. The role of finance is now that of a partner in the business.
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Fighting is easy to understand. You just hit the guy as hard as you can.
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Rock music is being systematically merged with fashion.
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For me, a child means an old-age insurance policy. I have a nurturing quality in me.
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Story and plot, not historical facts, are the engine of a novel, but I was committed to working through the grain of actual history and coming to something, an overall effect, which approximated truth.
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I think the Bush Administration was bound and determined on regime change, and we will be paying the price of that for some time to come.
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All writers have a love-hate relationship with writing. Performing is fun, too, but I wouldn't say it's my favorite. But the most fulfilling is producing.
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According to Celtic law, all sons equally divided the inheritance and principalities of their father.
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I am an inventor of music.
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By 2020, 50 percent of imports should be reduced, which should become 75 percent by 2025. By 2030, India should be energy independent.
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I always feel I have to take a stand,And there's always someone on handTo hate me for standing there.I always feel I have to open my mouth,And every time I do, I offend someone, somewhere.
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As awesome as it is to be with a big act and get three catered meals a day and get a dressing room with an actual shower in it, it's hard sometimes as a new artist to come across in 25 minutes. You get 25 minutes to hopefully impress these people. I think the longer set is more suitable for us and gives us an opportunity to connect better.
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Twitter is the ultimate service for the mobile age - its simplification and constraint of the publishing medium to 140 characters is perfectly complementary to a mobile experience. People still need longer stuff, but they see the headline on Twitter or Facebook.
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Nothing makes a girl feel as unsexy as divorce.
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I'm terrified of walking into a room full of people. Sitting down at a dinner table with 15 strangers brings me out in a sweat.
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Nobody is more worthy of love in the entire universe than you. I wish I had reminded myself of that more.
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I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'
